Do you have co-workers that like to play in the bathroom?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
He's one of those faggots that sets up shop and hand you paper towels or mints for tips.

Or he has a spy camera installed
I'll be fucked if I ever tip a bathroom attendant. You don't do anything, faggot. Did  you force a shit out for me? Fuck off, loser. Get a real job. The only ones I've ever encountered were in clubs and they're basically just there to sell coke anyways.
 

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
So fucking annoying. I swear I see the same fuckers in the bathroom every time I go in there.

There is one guy that takes like 2 minutes to watch his hands.

One who takes like 2 shits a day.

One who makes a major production out of takes a piss. He takes off his jacket, hangs it up, puts in lunch box on top of the towel machine, makes a long sigh when he pisses , takes like 3 minutes to wash his hands and another 2 to put on his fucking jacket. I was to watch him die. He also had a ponytail.

There is a fat azn who gets confused in there.

I don’t know, I just fucking hate them all honestly.

Like do your job and have less bathroom breaks.
You might need to find a new line of work, bud.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
WWAW refusing to stick your arms in the toilet bowl while wiping your ass in a public restroom?

Any squatting shit wipers here?
 

CuntFucker

#1 Poster
Imagine sitting there and soaking up some OT on the shitter, then some lisping fuckwad comes in and utters aloud "Thats nice. Same shoes as earlier" as he looks under the stall like a perverted homosexual.
Anyone would have the heebie jeebies working with this strange man. OP is a busybody, very nosey and has little insight into how creepy this behaviour is. Like an old neighbour with too much time. Funny how he supposedly works harder than everyone but also has all this spare time to catalogue everyone's shitting schedules while posting here 50 times a day.
 

DMAN

SUFFERING FROM DMANIA, PRONE TO DMANIC EPISODES
Anyone would have the heebie jeebies working with this strange man. OP is a busybody, very nosey and has little insight into how creepy this behaviour is. Like an old neighbour with too much time. Funny how he supposedly works harder than everyone but also has all this spare time to catalogue everyone's shitting schedules while posting here 50 times a day.

He also knows the entire life story of his mudshark white girl neighbor and all the different black nigs she brings home. He probably has a fucking spreadsheet with all the times and visit durations listed.
 

Dog Eater

Apartheid is cool.
I spazzed out and pissed all over a guy I played football with. He pinched my ass while I was peeing so I turned around and pissed all up and down the front and side of him and then I followed him around screaming about what a little faggot he was like an inch away from his ear and daring him to touch me again.

He was already the reason I stopped using the showers and I openly disliked the guy so I don't know what he was thinking. He's pretty lucky I didn't beat the shit out of him. The head coach had to come in to try to calm me down and I ended up screaming at him for like five minutes about how this faggot is consistently the first one in and last one out of the showers and he just leans against the wall playing with his little dick and cock-watches. He told the guy that if he heard about any more fag shit he was off the team.

The next few times the coach would come into the change room after practice and be like "In and out of the showers. You don't need to mill around in there and wrestle eachother naked like homos." while he stared right at the cockwatcher with his fists clenched. That guy still isn't openly gay but he clearly is. I was one of only two guys on the team who ever seemed remotely bothered by this queer taking every opportunity to touch guys and watch them shower while basically masturbating.
Showering with other men makes you gay.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
I spazzed out and pissed all over a guy I played football with. He pinched my ass while I was peeing so I turned around and pissed all up and down the front and side of him and then I followed him around screaming about what a little faggot he was like an inch away from his ear and daring him to touch me again.

He was already the reason I stopped using the showers and I openly disliked the guy so I don't know what he was thinking. He's pretty lucky I didn't beat the shit out of him. The head coach had to come in to try to calm me down and I ended up screaming at him for like five minutes about how this faggot is consistently the first one in and last one out of the showers and he just leans against the wall playing with his little dick and cock-watches. He told the guy that if he heard about any more fag shit he was off the team.

The next few times the coach would come into the change room after practice and be like "In and out of the showers. You don't need to mill around in there and wrestle eachother naked like homos." while he stared right at the cockwatcher with his fists clenched. That guy still isn't openly gay but he clearly is. I was one of only two guys on the team who ever seemed remotely bothered by this queer taking every opportunity to touch guys and watch them shower while basically masturbating.
Was he a retard? Have you been raped two times by a gay retard in a public restroom area? Im so sorry, Abe. I was at a music festival once, bumped into a coworker, and he would not stop grabbing my ass all night. I warned him, one more time and im getting handsy with your girlfriend. He did it again, I groped the fuck out of his girl, she turns around and goes "Hey! Wtf are you doing? Wait, you're pretty cute." Thats how its done, Abe. You shoulda found his boytoy and slipped your finger in his ass as a show of aggression.
 

BUBBLER

I Don’t Simpsons simp…
Anyone would have the heebie jeebies working with this strange man. OP is a busybody, very nosey and has little insight into how creepy this behaviour is. Like an old neighbour with too much time. Funny how he supposedly works harder than everyone but also has all this spare time to catalogue everyone's shitting schedules while posting here 50 times a day.
Total nigger Jim death.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
Was he a retard? Have you been raped two times by a gay retard in a public restroom area? Im so sorry, Abe. I was at a music festival once, bumped into a coworker, and he would not stop grabbing my ass all night. I warned him, one more time and im getting handsy with your girlfriend. He did it again, I groped the fuck out of his girl, she turns around and goes "Hey! Wtf are you doing? Wait, you're pretty cute." Thats how its done, Abe. You shoulda found his boytoy and slipped your finger in his ass as a show of aggression.
If he was a retard I would've pissed and shit all over myself in an effort to make myself less appealing and then made myself seem as large as possible. Fending off a retard is the same as fending off a bear that wants to rape you.

This homo was actually pretty popular and everyone just ignored the obnoxious gay shit he did all the time. He had a Joe Pesci voice.
 
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