Do you have any definitive early memories and if so what are they?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Color of the day is green and the number is 47.

 

[TorpidSloth]

My earliest memory is pain. 3 years old and leaning against my grandfather's car on a hot summer day. Didn't do it again though.

 

[BUBBLER]

Dan Mullen. Summer of 2002

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Ate a spoonful of soup without cooling it enough and burnt my tongue. I was three I think.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The earliest memory I have I was about five and my dad took me to go see Jimmy powers the wrestler and he won the belt and my dad and I went up to the ring to cheer him on and he grabbed me from the crowd and put me on his shoulders and I got to hold his belt while he paraded me around. Keep in mind this was back when they didn't do things like this it was very rare for it to happen

Many years later I asked my father if that's a false memory or if it did actually happen

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im not even joking, my first memory is of being probably 3 and my mom was giving me a bath and I kept putting my hands under the faucet and getting her wet so she slammed my head into the steel faucet, then she broke down and hysterically cried in regret. She rocked me though, knocked me right into consciousness.

Jesus I havent thought about that in a while

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Im not even joking, my first memory is of being probably 3 and my mom was giving me a bath and I kept putting my hands under the faucet and getting her wet so she slammed my head into the steel faucet, then she broke down and hysterically cried in regret. She rocked me though, knocked me right into consciousness.

Jesus I havent thought about that in a while

Nice mom, stupid.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Im not even joking, my first memory is of being probably 3 and my mom was giving me a bath and I kept putting my hands under the faucet and getting her wet so she slammed my head into the steel faucet, then she broke down and hysterically cried in regret. She rocked me though, knocked me right into consciousness.

Jesus I havent thought about that in a while

Was the faucet ok?

 

[Voscabulary]

Im not even joking, my first memory is of being probably 3 and my mom was giving me a bath and I kept putting my hands under the faucet and getting her wet so she slammed my head into the steel faucet, then she broke down and hysterically cried in regret. She rocked me though, knocked me right into consciousness.

Jesus I havent thought about that in a while

your parents expressed remorse after abusing you?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Was the faucet ok?

Theres probably a chink using it right now, that house was bought with cash 20 years ago during the asian invasion

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Burning my hand on a woodstove as a toddler

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I remember being like 3 and falling asleep on the couch watching tv with my parents. The next thing I know is I woke up in my room and it was pitch black. I crawled out of my bed and was trying to make my way to the door so I could go into my parents room. It was so dark that I couldn't see shit and kept bumping into things and I had no idea where I was. I was starting to panic and about to cry then I opened my eyes and realized that they had been shut the whole time, even though I was awake. It was the very first time I ever thought to myself "You fucking idiot".

 

[aRTie02150]

I watched some roofer fall off a 3rd story building and land in my neighbor's yard and watched him get taken away in an ambulance. I was probably 4. It was before kindergarten.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Some time around 3-4*, I was looking at a spider in the yard with some neighbor kids. The web was in a rosebush, strands so fine that we couldn't see them. One of the kids was saying "Look, that spider is flying!" I knew this was wrong but couldn't articulate why and I remember being unreasonably angry at his ignorance.

*This afternoon.

 

[UnPRePared]

Was the faucet ok?

How was the water pressure? I'm just asking questions.

 

[Agent Smith]

My mom telling me she'd be right back with a bulb and not to put my finger in the socket of the lamp then getting shocked like a motherfucker right after she left.

 

[BUBBLER]

Im not even joking, my first memory is of being probably 3 and my mom was giving me a bath and I kept putting my hands under the faucet and getting her wet so she slammed my head into the steel faucet, then she broke down and hysterically cried in regret. She rocked me though, knocked me right into consciousness.

Jesus I havent thought about that in a while

Why would she be mad about getting wet if she's in the tub with you

 

[Mustard]

Im not even joking, my first memory is of being probably 3 and my mom was giving me a bath and I kept putting my hands under the faucet and getting her wet so she slammed my head into the steel faucet, then she broke down and hysterically cried in regret. She rocked me though, knocked me right into consciousness.

Jesus I havent thought about that in a while

does your mom have big tits?

My mom telling me she'd be right back with a bulb and not to put my finger in the socket of the lamp then getting shocked like a motherfucker right after she left.

does your mom have big tits?

Color of the day is green and the number is 47.

You didn't tell us yours.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

does your mom have big tits?

does your mom have big tits?

You didn't tell us yours.

Oh gosh y'all I'm just so exhausted.
Lol
FAGGOT

 

[Agent Smith]

does your mom have big tits?

They're huge.