Do you guys also know people who tell you the entire plot of movies over and over again?

[Front 242]

My mom and one of my friends does this shit to me constantly. It's torturous.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Is this another "my mom/women tell me boring stories" thread? (It happens to me).

 

[Coonskin]

No but sometimes my relatives hit me with the "remember when..." and I already know what they're going to say. You've regaled this story a million fucking times you stupid cunt

 

[Meownaw]

No but sometimes my relatives hit me with the "remember when..." and I already know what they're going to say. You've regaled this story a million fucking times you stupid cunt

Do you remembahhhh?
Butterflied!

 

[johnnynoname]

eww...imagine actually knowing a person well enough they talk to you about movies

 

[Coonskin]

eww...imagine actually knowing a person well enough they talk to you about movies

You can talk about movies with anyone dummy

 

[johnnynoname]

You can talk about movies with anyone dummy

why?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

No, but I know people who ask stupid questions during movies:
Wait, what just happened? Who’s this guy again? How does this end? He’s dead right? No, that can’t be it, can it? I KNEW HE WAS DEAD! Wait… I don’t get it.

 

[DMAN]

Yeah. Or they try to turn you on to Netflix shows like they discovered secret unearthed gold and they're doing you a favor by explaining the entire episode progression. I always try to bully through them with something like "I don't really watch any shows, I don't have Netflix" but they inevitably say No it's actually on Peacock. Oh wonderful, thanks for the tip. I'll check it out sometime even though I just said it's something I normally never spend time doing ever. Let me sign up and pay for it so you have someone to unload your thoughts about the show onto.

 

[Meownaw]

Yeah. Or they try to turn you on to Netflix shows like they discovered secret unearthed gold and they're doing you a favor by explaining the entire episode progression. I always try to bully through them with something like "I don't really watch any shows, I don't have Netflix" but they inevitably say No it's actually on Peacock. Oh wonderful, thanks for the tip. I'll check it out sometime even though I just said it's something I normally never spend time doing ever. Let me sign up and pay for it so you have someone to unload your thoughts about the show onto.

Do what I do and say "I only watch old movies TV doesn't interest me unless it's Seinfeld" then they don't know what to say.

 

[DMAN]

Do what I do and say "I only watch old movies TV doesn't interest me unless it's Seinfeld" then they don't know what to say.

I actually do divulge that my taste is all pre-2005 or better. At some point I stopped paying attention, and there are now entire actors and actresses, celebrities, etc. Who have lived, became famous, and died, ALL without me even being aware of them. And all during my lifetime.

 

[DMbA]

turns out he was dead the entire time can you believe that

 

[Consensual Rapist]

My mom and one of my friends does this shit to me constantly. It's torturous.

I’m very surprised at all of you for not suggesting this, so I will.

Just stick your cock in her mouth to shut her up. This will also have her friends stop talking, as they will be in shock, or possibly aroused…?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

No but sometimes my relatives hit me with the "remember when..." and I already know what they're going to say. You've regaled this story a million fucking times you stupid cunt

The best remember whens are about when I was 3. No, I don't remember that and I told you that the last 5 times. Where the fuck did I get a suit when I was 3 anyway?

 

[Meownaw]

The best remember whens are about when I was 3. No, I don't remember that and I told you that the last 5 times. Where the fuck did I get a suit when I was 3 anyway?

Remember when I used to change you? Was something my grandma would say.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Remember when I used to change you? Was something my grandma would say.

I always hated that. “I actually don’t remember that because I was a baby, you dumb bitch.” But it’s different for you since that went well into middle school.

 

[Kinderman]

No but sometimes my relatives hit me with the "remember when..." and I already know what they're going to say. You've regaled this story a million fucking times you stupid cunt

I have an aunt who does this with the same 3-5 stories every time I’m around her. Then she has the nerve to get offended when she starts telling one, and I condense the rest of it into one sentence then say I’ve heard the story before. My uncle loffs his ass off when I do it, though.

 

[Dusty Dan]

I know someone who accidentally spoils anything you watch without even trying.

"I'm watching Fight Club tonight"

"Ummm, is that the one where Brad Pitt isn't real and the other guy just imagined him?"

That sort of shit. Dummy.

 

[Meownaw]

I always hated that. “I actually don’t remember that because I was a baby, you dumb bitch.” But it’s different for you since that went well into middle school.

Yeah? Well you don't remember because you are retarded and she stopped doing it when you turned 19. Face!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah? Well you don't remember because you are retarded and she stopped doing it when you turned 19. Face!

You know that’s not nice because it hits close to home.