do you get fucked up at family gatherings?

[potatopeeler63]

Im talking bringing a few mini vodka bottles to add to your bottled beer or a flask or a thc cart-pen, or pills prior to the event.

or do you enjoy your extended family sober?

There is something fun about it, like you are in highschool getting away being fucked up around them without them knowing because theyre senior citizens

 

[guest]

No only because they shit talk and one little faux-pas becomes your whole reputation... fuck em, I never gave them the satisfaction to see me fucked up. Toxic people, always comparing their kids'.

 

[captain_kamala]

my dad gave me a baggie of pills. xanax and oxys.
my mom shares her weed with me
and there is always plenty of alcohol
i get fucked up bigtime

 

[CuckQueen]

Of course you stupid, insipid nigger. Everyone knows the answer. Don't fuck yourself, have a lifetime without orgasm.

 

[guest]

This is gonna be fuckin' broodal.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Absolutely

 

[aRTie02150]

When I visit I smoke weed with my dad.

 

[CuckQueen]

Dre Shitpost hides his profile like a total faggot loser.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

No, because I'm not a junkie waste.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Fuck no, we all get fucked up and have a good time because we’re nonfaggots

 

[RaggotFetard]

I used to knock ‘em back with my uncles when I was much younger, but I keep it pretty lax these days. I’ll babysit 2-3 brewskies and laugh at their tales of fucking hookers and dropping of hard R’s.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

As much as I can monetarily afford to.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Not really, never been one for booze imbibing. I'll have a drink or two to be social, but that's it.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I drink with my dad so we can deal with grandma's "stories".

 

[guest]

I envy anyone who can let loose with their extended family. My dad is a pacifist little dry drunk like Jim Norden, but also the black sheep of the family because he had an affair on my mom back in 2006 and she chose to stay against everyone's wishes...so we're treated like Annabelle at family gatherings full of whispers behind our backs. All these years later and it still happens. So fuck em, like I said, I cannot afford to give them more ammo and if I did get drunk I might actually get into it with one of my uncles, I'd have no qualms sending one of them to the ICU to bring a smile to my old man's face.

Sorry if Im buzzkilling it for you on Xmas day, but I needed to vent because Im a little faggot.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Ugh I had no idea how many of you sprang from Cumia-like clans

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I'm neither white trash or a nigger so no

 

[Dennyislife]

I have had zero drinks today. I will be getting drunk tomorrow and the day after. 3 days of drinking isn't for me. I may as well have done a shit on the table from the reaction I got. I went home when I wanted and caught up on a few podcasts. Lovely.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

It was just me, my sister, and my alcoholic mom this year. So yeah, we got hammered. We had a good time and forgot about the misery for a day.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I envy anyone who can let loose with their extended family. My dad is a pacifist little dry drunk like Jim Norden, but also the black sheep of the family because he had an affair on my mom back in 2006 and she chose to stay against everyone's wishes...so we're treated like Annabelle at family gatherings full of whispers behind our backs. All these years later and it still happens. So fuck em, like I said, I cannot afford to give them more ammo and if I did get drunk I might actually get into it with one of my uncles, I'd have no qualms sending one of them to the ICU to bring a smile to my old man's face.

Sorry if Im buzzkilling it for you on Xmas day, but I needed to vent because Im a little faggot.

Dude you should totally never speak to your family if they’re like that. I fucking hate my retarded judgmental msnbc watching family. I’m sure they feel the same way about me but they know I’ll pick up a brick and smash anyone of their skulls in if I’m in a bad mood. Fuck them life is too short.