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Do you ever have murder fantasy’s when you work out or get mad?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Usually imagining that my very brutal, bloody and traumatic suicide will emotionally cripple those who witness it for the rest of their lives.
This is more my thing too. One time I was waiting in a drive thru and the car in front of me had some "fuck off" bumper sticker with a skeleton hand giving the finger. It made me think what if I took deep offense to that, went and punched their window out and yelled "What's your fucking problem with me? Does this make you happy?" and then slit my throat and just keep trying to scream until I die so I'm just gurgling blood all over them.

Also, every time I used to smoke a bong on my couch, right when I'd pull it I'd imagine it blowing the back of my head all over the wall behind me like a shotgun.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Only once. Fucking faggot suckerpunched me and drilled me eight more times then he had the nerve to come back afterwards and try to shake my hand. FUCK AWWWWFFFF. So yeah I thought about stalking him with a brick hammer and shattering his kneecap at a bare minimum.
Thats fuckin brutal, bro. Lets find him and fuck him till he loves us.
 
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