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I live on the West Coast, so a "fun" thing I do is fuck with homeless people. I hate them.
There is a stoplight under a over pass, and of course, thats where they breed. So I would open my window and start screaming the lyrics of "Cheeseburgers in Paradise" at them. This one would get mad because I would wake him up almost everyday. I threw a glass bottle at him and called him a nigger.
I was having a bad day once, and when I stopped to get a coffee, some red headed homeless started asking me for money. I had a work box cutter on me and took a swing at him. I barley missed his face, he started to run but tripped over a parking space block and fell face 1st into the ground screaming.
There is a stoplight under a over pass, and of course, thats where they breed. So I would open my window and start screaming the lyrics of "Cheeseburgers in Paradise" at them. This one would get mad because I would wake him up almost everyday. I threw a glass bottle at him and called him a nigger.
I was having a bad day once, and when I stopped to get a coffee, some red headed homeless started asking me for money. I had a work box cutter on me and took a swing at him. I barley missed his face, he started to run but tripped over a parking space block and fell face 1st into the ground screaming.