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Tell us your best garbage eating experiences.
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Cue Nana telling the george costanza garbage story and Opie believing it like a moron
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Isn’t all American food basically garbage? No offence.
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Nah not all of it, but we definitely have our fair share of dog shit food. Hooligans for example
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No but I got rid of a temp dishwasher for doing that in a kitchen i was working in once.
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Just told mine in the diaper eater thread.
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Let's be honest and say both Opie and Jim fell for that shit and Jim fell for it more as Opie picked up on one of the Seinfeld bits.
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LOL. Dude is literally starving and you can him. Not PFG.
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That's no way to speak about your mother.
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I pulled a closed styrofoam dinner tray off the top of a garbage in a corporate board break room once.
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Bought my lady a strawberry shortcake from the supermarket bakery once. She ate the whole thing, but left a ton of whipped cream in the plastic box and tossed it. The box was closed, just sitting on top of the garbage like it was neatly placed there. So I grabbed it, popped the fucker open and had a little taste. I turn around and there she is looking horrified, asking me if I really just ate out the garbage.
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Real ass dude...Both of you.
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MOM SAYS I'M NOT ASPOSTA EAT OUT OF THE TRASH ANYMORE BUT I STILL DO TEEHEE
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Serving a bowl of soup on a plastic basket for fries is the height of fine dining, child.
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I used to, then I stopped eating at McDonald’s.
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not sure if it counts but me and a buddy's car broke down in the woods and we had to stay in it over night. we were so hungry we ended up just eating ketchup packets and mixing them with relish packets to taste better
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I don't get how it's a "burn" to Opie.
All it means is he didn't memorize every fucking storyline from a network sitcom
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you usually never want media personalities to know anything about media. It's why Jim Norton is so electrifying and insightful
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It’s because Opie would act like he TOTALLY got the reference to Seinfeld even though he clearly didn’t. As much of a fag as Jim is, he at least admitted he never watched the show.
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OK 1st of all, it was like a collage of 3 or 4 different foodstuffs and sauces, you'd shout at your kid if they did it. 2nd the guy was not starving at all. He was a fat Nigerian guy who did no work (and would site slavery as a reason why he shouldn't have to), also ate shit that was cooking in the oven, shouted at staff. Most people here would have stopped reading the last sentence at the word Nigerian and agreed with me. The truth is they're a hard working bunch for the most part and agency workers cost a fortune. This guy was the anomaly. I suffered absolutely 0 consequences, everyone hated him.