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I'm not referring to micro evolution, like something breeding so its offspring have different colored eyes or some shit. I mean do you think we used to be fish?
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Look at seals and manatees to see where aquatic mammals come from. Fuck even beavers and muskrats.Natural selection seems legit as fuck right up until they start making animations of wolves diving into water and becoming dolphins.
Seems just as likely that a creator selected characteristics for each species that they found interesting.
Natural selection (or lack thereof) is gonna wipe me out of the gene pool. Feels pretty real to me.Natural selection seems legit as fuck right up until they start making animations of wolves diving into water and becoming dolphins.
And even that master race would have to be explained so it's just kicking the can down the road.When you consider all the differences, even wacky Star Trek shit like humans being seeded across the universe by some master galactic race makes more sense than "we came from apes that came from fish".
It's because we made beerNo.
It is really strange how human beings, of all things, are immensely smarter than every single other living organisms. Even the second most intelligent creature hasn't naturally figured out shit that prehistoric humans had, like clothing and language. When you consider all the differences, even wacky Star Trek shit like humans being seeded across the universe by some master galactic race makes more sense than "we came from apes that came from fish".
But enough about your penis!I'm not referring to micro evolution,
It wasn’t the moors. Everyone looks Arab/jew/greek/spanish around the Mediterranean because they were closer to Africa. They evolved to the Mediterranean environment. The blondes and pale skins evolve to adapt to cold climates. Just look at Whitey‘s superior cold tolerance. My black and Puerto Rican coworkers couldn’t spend more than 20 minutes in our meat freezer. I could stay in there all day.There's hard evidence. Like what Jimmy the Greek said, the reason we have so many black athletes today can be clearly traced back to slavery times and breeding bucks. The reason Italians don't look like Swedes is because the moors invading Italy back in the day.
Horse breeders don't believe in "God's plan" that any young colt could win the Kentucky Derby, and instead pay thousands of dollars for premium stallion semen.
It wasn’t the moors. Everyone looks Arab/jew/greek/spanish around the Mediterranean because they were closer to Africa. They evolved to the Mediterranean environment. The blondes and pale skins evolve to adapt to cold climates. Just look at Whitey‘s superior cold tolerance. My black and Puerto Rican coworkers couldn’t spend more than 20 minutes in our meat freezer. I could stay in there all day.
She’s one of the escaped NazisIt was like that for years, but now migration plays a huge factor. People on the equator are dark because of more exposure to the sun and heat, but they move and travel around the Mediterranean while only a few of them get to Sweden (until now lol).
Forget about Europe, look at the US. California, Texas, Louisiana, Florida - all filled with brown people. North Dakota, Maine, Wisconsin - all states that are a long ass journey from the Mexican border. Then you go down to southern Argentina and see people like this:
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