Do we still have the video of him with the Guinness girls?

[HotDogJoe]

He's at some bar and these girls working for Guinness have a machine that can put a picture of his face in the foam.

He sounds so incredibly gay in it. Hopefully somebody still has it.

 

[Will Tate]

 

[Snake]

I always admire how much fun Jon had in these photos. When she was on his lap, he was probably throbbing on her asshole.

 

[guest]

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[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I wouldn’t put his face in a urinal. Let alone in beer foam.

 

[HotDogJoe]

So these two lovely ladies from Guinnesssssss have thisssssssss deviccccce.

Nice lisp, queer.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

You'd need to use a bucket to fit his face in the foam now.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Nice lisp, queer.

Probably the reason why he overdoes the Ts and pronunciaTion. Less gay that way.

 

[guest]

What is it with these drunks?

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[HotDogJoe]

What is it with these drunks?

Holy shit, he's so fucking gay. Ohhhh maaaai gaaaawd, like tell me aboooout ittttuuuuuhhh.

Fucking old ghoul. It probably turned him on even more when he discovered SelfCuttingGirl was actually a middle aged man.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I always admire how much fun Jon had in these photos. When she was on his lap, he was probably throbbing on her asshole.

Yeah, he genuinely looks thrilled in those. He probably had one of those rods where your bag gets all tight and tingly

 

[FatPatsBaps]

What is it with these drunks?

Those hops sure do turn men into soft-bodied woofters.

Beer, Hops and Estrogen: The Hidden Truth | StopDrinkingAlcohol.com

The biggest problem with beer is the hops it contains. Hops, in case you didn't already know, is a preservative that has been used in beer for centuries.

stopdrinkingalcohol.com

Men: the result of all this extra hops is that your body will exhibit the secondary sexual characteristics of a woman. Specifically, hops contributes to the buildup of extra fatty tissue in the chest, giving many men the appearance of breasts. It also leads to testicular atrophy. That is, your testes will shrink and harden as the estrogen in your body overwhelms the testosterone. Further, you will experience body hair loss, loss of libido, and a dramatic reduction in erections.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Those hops sure do turn men into soft-bodied woofters.

Beer, Hops and Estrogen: The Hidden Truth | StopDrinkingAlcohol.com

The biggest problem with beer is the hops it contains. Hops, in case you didn't already know, is a preservative that has been used in beer for centuries.

stopdrinkingalcohol.com

I like a good beer. Don’t ruin that for me.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I like a good beer. Don’t ruin that for me.

So do I, brotherman. These assholes make me want to go teetotal and swear off alcohol, but then do I really want to eat nothing but eggs and mustard?

Fawk, does anyone know if heroin gives you man-tits?

 

[guest]

I do the thing Stanhope recommended, excess in moderation. Once or twice a year I'll get really wasted with lots of coke and alcohol until I almost die. I think that's healthier than drinking casually throughout the year. Hope so anyway.

 

[guest]

Yeah, he genuinely looks thrilled in those. He probably had one of those rods where your bag gets all tight and tingly

I call those adrenaline boners.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I want to punch him so bad...
Pig, once again; date, time, gym. I know you're here, dm me.

 

[Phish]

So do I, brotherman. These assholes make me want to go teetotal and swear off alcohol, but then do I really want to eat nothing but eggs and mustard?

Fawk, does anyone know if heroin gives you man-tits?

Nope. You become a skeleton most of the time because when youre high youre not rly hungry (usually) and when youre not high youre too busy with diarrhea running down your leg to worry about eating. Meth or Heroin would work wonders for Pats physically but mentally he would break on the first night.

 

[guest]

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Everything he does is excruciatingly cringeworthy

 

[MonsterSteve]

deviCeeee which imprintSSSS my faCCCe in guinesSSSSSSS

gay faggot