Do boomers like @NoBacon know how to take a cumpiss?

[Honeycomb Hideout]

It's when you piss immediately after jerking off and it fucking STINGS!!!

Did boomer's ever do this? Or is it s millenial and zoomer thing?

 

[BoringFaggot]

I've been wondering if other guys experienced this. If i have to piss really bad, but cum first and then piss, my dickhole burns for a good 30mins afterwards. I assume it has to do with not getting all the cum out...











This is gay isn't it?

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

This is gay isn't it?

I'd reckon anybody NOT cumpissing in their diap in the gay one

 

[Turk February]

I genuinely thought I broke my cock the first time this happened. I was horrified. I was actually too young to produce cum at the time but beat off anyway. Now I just know to piss before jacking off.

 

[TorpidSloth]

If it stings after it means you have prostate cancer. Just saying.

 

[BoringFaggot]

If it stings after it means you have prostate cancer. Just saying.

That makes me feel better......

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I've learned that if I'm about to cum and I really need to piss that I better go take that piss asap. If I hold it in until after I splooge it comes out in high pressure spurts and makes my kidneys fawkin sore. The best is when you piss like 10-15 minutes later and everything flows perfectly. Feels almost better than cumming.

 

[CuntFucker]

Boomers take handfulls of viagra and fuck their shitty trucks in the exhaust pipe. I think this is a coomer issue.

If you cumpiss and it burns I think it's because the piss and cum mixing in your urethra, supposedly.

Anyway what I found that helps is to get all the cum out (no homo).

After you cum, squeeze gently from the base to the tip a few times, there's probably still loads of cummies stuck in your wee wee tube. When you go flacid, it all dries up and makes pissing burn like hell.

Don't piss before or after sex if you can avoid it.

The only natural way to avoid this - pay two bar girls in Pattaya $40 each to rim and suck you at the same time. You'll be so drained your dick will look like an empty plastic bag.

If you have me on ignore and didn't read this, then enjoy your burning penis. Forever.

 

[PickleRickle]

I've learned that if I'm about to cum and I really need to piss that I better go take that piss asap. If I hold it in until after I splooge it comes out in high pressure spurts and makes my kidneys fawkin sore. The best is when you piss like 10-15 minutes later and everything flows perfectly. Feels almost better than cumming.

To reach the apex of life, you also need to rip a savage heater while taking that piss, a good old fashioned zipper fart. Absolute bliss.

 

[PickleRickle]

The first inch and a half of Turk's cockhole and piss-pipe is filled with solidified cum. He's gotta blast through all of that with Busch piss, too. Real greaseball shit.

 

[Turk February]

The first inch and a half of Turk's cockhole and piss-pipe is filled with solidified cum. He's gotta blast through all of that with Busch piss, too. Real greaseball shit.

Doctor sits me down "have you considered that you are just self medicating for your... Cum piss problem?" All of a sudden life makes sense. I put on a suit and grab a briefcase. Walk off to my new job as a financial advisor.

 

[PickleRickle]

Doctor sits me down "have you considered that you are just self medicating for your... Cum piss problem?" All of a sudden life makes sense. I put on a suit and grab a briefcase. Walk off to my new job as a financial advisor.

Maybe the answer was always cum piss chinese cum piss instead of penis chinese penis. We got lost.