Do bidets shoot water with enough pressure to hurt your nuts?

[aRTie02150]

Or does it know precisely with sensors where your asshole is?

Thanks.

 

[Build Black Better]

Or does it know precisely with sensors where your asshole is?

Thanks.

It's not nice to call Sue an it just because zhe's a tranny.

 

[guest]

Or does it know precisely with sensors where your asshole is?

Thanks.

It knows

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

My buddy has a toilet seat bidet thing that can slice you in half if you use the wrong setting. It's like a pressure washer

 

[Stent]

If that hurts your nuts you probably have nut cancer.

 

[guest]

My buddy has a toilet seat bidet thing that can slice you in half if you use the wrong setting. It's like a pressure washer

Does he?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

If it’s a nice one they have controls so you aim it. And control the pressure and temperature of the water too.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

You can aim it. Get one that heats the water and you'll dump your girlfriend.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Bidets are stupid. Learn how to time your shits stupid. You wake up and shit before work. You wipe, shower, and wash your ass with soap and water. Come home from work same thing. Night time same thing. All you’re doing with a bidet is getting your shitty ass all wet so everyone can smell it and it can make a sandwich in your cheeks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My ex had the spicy shits one time and was complaining about her asshole hurting so I told her to use the bidet to cool it off. She never used it before (she thought I was a fag for using it) and didn't realize that you don't want to crank the knob all the way. She screamed. She was pissed at me because she thought I told her to use it knowing it would hurt her like a bad prank or something.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I stayed somewhere with a Korean toilet once where you could manually control the extension of the robotic bidet arm to perfectly target your ass. It also had a built in fountain light show and electric flush with freshener and in seat heating. If you fired the bidet while not sitting down the jet would hit the ceiling. I spent most of my hotel stay playing with that toilet :/

 

[aRTie02150]

I stayed somewhere with a Korean toilet once where you could manually control the extension of the robotic bidet arm to perfectly target your ass. It also had a built in fountain light show and electric flush with freshener and in seat heating. If you fired the bidet while not sitting down the jet would hit the ceiling. I spent most of my hotel stay playing with that toilet :/

I hear some of them even greet you. That's kinda nice.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

My buddy has a toilet seat bidet thing that can slice you in half if you use the wrong setting. It's like a pressure washer

he's a qualified mechanic

 

[DMbA]

Bidets are stupid. Learn how to time your shits stupid. You wake up and shit before work. You wipe, shower, and wash your ass with soap and water. Come home from work same thing. Night time same thing. All you’re doing with a bidet is getting your shitty ass all wet so everyone can smell it and it can make a sandwich in your cheeks.

So you shower three times a day?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Get a little stepstool or something to get your feet up when you shit. The squatting angle is superior to the right angle. Opens your asshole up.