Divorce advicester, funsters.

[HH Brother]

Who’s gone through this nigamarole before?

I felt guilt about cheating on Flava Flav, but now I think fawk her and her titanic penis.

I promised her money to go back to the Favela with, but now I would rather put her in a rose garden before I give her a single funster nickel.

She thinks she’s getting a payout and won’t bring adultery up in court. Does she have a legal hairy muscled leg to stand on once it’s final if she agrees to a no fault divorcester?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Divorce is all about who got the better lawyer. Didn't skimp out on representation did you?

 

[DMbA]

You should offer more than half so she doesn't expose your faggotry in court, that's all the advice I can offer

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Maybe someone’s car breaks don’t work so well. Maybe someone has a horrible car wreck, who knows?

 

[Stent]

Third world women only respect a manster who acts like a violent sadist. Take everything from her then frame her for a crime.

 

[HH Brother]

Divorce is all about who got the better lawyer. Didn't skimp out on representation did you?

Nah, we're haven't legally begun yet, Space Ghostster. I was hoping to not have to hire a jewster, but I will if I have to. She doesn't have a pot to clean piss out of or a window to throw it out of.

You should offer more than half so she doesn't expose your faggotry in court, that's all the advice I can offer

There is not faggotry to expose, normalster.

Enjoy my fishnet stockings.

Third world women only respect a manster who acts like a violent sadist. Take everything from her then frame her for a crime.

I would like nothing more than to club her to death with a vacuum cleaner.

 

[guest]

Report her to ICE and send her back to Rio.

 

[porquedealer]

liquididate all assets and exchange all money into crypto
then send it all to a wallet i'm holding for you so the courts cant find it.
enjoy single life, divorcester

 

[Stent]

I would like nothing more than to club her to death with a vacuum cleaner.

Tell her you've decided to take her to the cleaners, then WHAM! Don't say it in English of course, otherwise she won't get the joke.

 

[Front 242]

What good is a third world bride without a prenup? You had four legs to stand on, leverage, a big, swinging Irish-American dick... you didn't make her sign a prenup?

 

[HH Brother]

a big, swinging Irish-American dick

5 is pretty big for an Irishman, 242ster.

you didn't make her sign a prenup?

 

[Front 242]

5 is pretty big for an Irishman, 242ster.

Yo. I am watching JFK right now. You an agency man... uh... Dan?

 

[HH Brother]

Yo. I am watching JFK right now. You an agency man... uh... Dan?

I’m not with the Agency, Mr. 242ster. If you’ve come this far, what I have to say interests you. I won’t name names or tell you who or what I represent. Except to say you’re close. Closer than you think.