"Disastrous advice"

[LongIslandchomper]

You're $40k in the hole, your marriage is falling apart, you spend Thanksgiving and Christmas alone, and you're killing yourself with food and alcohol. Yeah, what awful advice.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I'm sure this will go over well now that Kiwis have totally disbanded and aren't on the dark web forgetting about their stupid rules and ready to go to war

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You wouldn’t owe your “abuser” 40k if you had never fed the trolls. Not to mention all of the alleged harassment. If only you hadn’t fed the trolls: “No, you did not fart in my wife’s vagina, child.” Was it really worth it all to say that? Is it worth it to argue about if your Glock is a chink or not? What about defaming your own toilet on twitter by calling it a stlaker and criminal? Worth it, tubby? I fucking hate his fat tit eyes and fag fish lips.

 

[Honey Badger]

I love it when he posts things like this. It means the well will never run dry

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s convinced himself getting 40k into debt that his wife / her family will have to pay since he has nothing has all been for a good cause. Don’t Ignore the trolls is why so many fuck with him everyday. He would have been long forgotten about but he decided to respond over and over and even sue the people goofing on him. He really tried to sue people for bad reviews of his poor selling books. He claims he’s always right and never wrong while his life is in shambles thanks to him being so stupid.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Makes total sense that he's trying his very best to make an ally out of a person who brags about encouraging kids to take bootleg hormones that will ruin their lives behind their parents backs. Some fucking company this fat fuck keeps.

 

[SFWA liaison]

yeah nigga I'm sure keffals is just ELATED that now everyone knows he's a fart fetishists that sends drugs to children that worked out great for him

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Don't feed trolls.

Feed Nana.

 

[Jenna]

One of the funnier bits recently is that guy who'd have long, serious, angry text conversations with Patrick. Then they'd text Joe the same topic and just get "BLOCKED " back from the Bovine.

I just picture somewhere in Port Jefferson, Carol going "who was that?" Then Joe, eyes glued to the phone but subtly arrogant "oh it's just our internet fans again. Hold on I'm blocking the number".

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I’ve seen a lot of dumb takes from this swine but this one is probably the all time runner up, second only to throwing paint balloons at Russian tanks which will always be the number one most pants shitting retarded tweet of all time in my mind. What a fat stupid asshole

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat is calling Hildy's wife a stupid cunt basically, she's the reason he's not allowed to mention or interact with us any longer.

Hildy, I know you're still reading, are you going to let him call your wife a stupid cunt???

 

[Will Tate]

A pedophile tranny successfully blackmailing private companies to hide documentation of his degeneracy doesn't do shit to "put don't feed the trolls to bed," you porcine dullard. No one is going to go $40K into debt and put their friends and families through the tedious bullshit of being sent prank texts just to stick it to the trolls. Keffals doesn't want the world seeing the shit he does, just like you don't want the world seeing the record of you being a fat keyboard-warrior hypocrite faggot who pals around with kid-touchers. Quit the put-upon, crusading victim shit, faggot, you're a piece of shit and an embarrassment of a man. Keep Streisand Effecting yourself, dummy.

 

[guest]

Yes, Patrick. Disastrous advice indeed. It is definitely in your best interest to reply to all of our messages

 

[BudDickman]

Pat's advice is to reward those who harass you by giving them exactly what they want; instant gratification in the form of an immediate response. Make sure that the response is filled with toothless threats and tough guy bravado. And always be sure to send a final response that notifies the troll that you've blocked them and that they should create another phone number in order to continue messaging you.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I’ve seen a lot of dumb takes from this swine but this one is probably the all time runner up, second only to throwing paint balloons at Russian tanks which will always be the number one most pants shitting retarded tweet of all time in my mind. What a fat stupid asshole

I couldn't agree more, the tank balloon tweet is his best work. It just shows what a video game world he lives in

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat: these trolls are ruining my life! They're making me spend thousands of hours fighting them, a judge said I owe them $40,000, I've been SWATTed four times, I get death threats every day, and I fear for my family's safety!!!!!!!

Also Pat: I am doing everything right.

Got a question for you, Pat. Do you think Logan Lynn, who eventually ignored everyone and since then has not received an ounce of attention, did the wrong thing by not feeding the trolls?

 

[guest]

"It didn't work for me after I fed the trolls for a good year and then briefly tried ignoring the trolls for one week."

Simple pig. He really does occupy the dumbest positions possible to assuage his fat ego.

 

[AntSucks]

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[Libby Son Of Loin]

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Hilarious

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

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There were 3000 people on the farms when I was in it about 40 minutes ago. I don't get his these early declarations of victory, oh wait, yes I do...

He really is a dumb cunt. Hey Pat, I hope your wife enjoys those contact forms I sent today. I've been doing 4-5 a day and will never stop, even if this place and the farms both go down forever.