Dion Appreciation Thread

[not that Jack Horner]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda keeps telling me if i loved him id make this thread



He swears Dion got this from him

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I fucked Runaround Sue. I mean, everybody did, but Dion was the only one eating her box.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I fucked Runaround Sue. I mean, everybody did, but Dion was the only one eating her box.

You kept yelling that at Dion until he kicked you out of the studio

you tell us every time this song comes on

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You kept yelling that at Dion until he kicked you out of the studio

you tell us every time this song comes on

**He HAD me kicked out of the studio.

Dion's just a little fella. I used to fuck with his hair and mess it up. He hated it but he couldn't do shit. He'd spend probably like 20 minutes on his stupid pompadour every morning and then I'd sneak up behind him with a towel and rub the shit out of his head with it and he'd have to just walk around like that with his hair all fucked and stupid.

 

[PogromStallone]

He has some good tunes.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

**He HAD me kicked out of the studio.

Dion's just a little fella. I used to fuck with his hair and mess it up. He hated it but he couldn't do shit. He'd spend probably like 20 minutes on his stupid pompadour every morning and then I'd sneak up behind him with a towel and rub the shit out of his head with it and he'd have to just walk around like that with his hair all fucked and stupid.

i could have been a crooner

 

[not that Jack Horner]

He has some good tunes.

if you like dion



@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda used to bully jerry lewis’s kid too

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

if you like dion



@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda used to bully jerry lewis’s kid too

Bing Crosby had a fag son named Gary too.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Bing Crosby had a fag son named Gary too.

please do your famous “this guys kid was actually gay but your a faggot” speech for all the nice people

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

please do your famous “this guys kid was actually gay but your a faggot” speech for all the nice people

That'll cost em.