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[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

1 Like. Probably from Robinson Writers.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The fact that he believes people read his books is a bigger fantasy than anything that occurs in said books.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Seeing how Tor dropped you it's fair to say no one read your book(s), Pigman.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He’s retarded. Even more retarded thinking anyone has read his book. He even admitted his Twitter fans only know about his “firebranding”. He’s a fat retard I guess. That’s what I’m trying to convey here. Stupidly fat as well.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

"Hello, fan"

 

[Brooke Shields]

"STARSHIP REPO readers" is the longform way of saying "Nobody"

 

[BudDickman]

Isn't Firstname Lastname supposed to be the result is a clerical error? The premise of this joke is that it is a given name, which negates the original joke that he's referencing. The net result is two failed attempts at humor by an unfunny fat ass.

The "wrong name due to clerical error" is such a heavily used trope; Vito Corleone was named after his town at Ellis Island in the Godfather, and there are a million other examples. Pat is so stupid, lazy, and unimaginative that he comes up with the most obvious version possible of an already overused trope, and he's actually proud of himself for doing it.

 

[Raymond]

This is elementary school level humor. Patrick reached his comedic peak by getting to owe Quasi 23k. He should have retired from comedy on that high note.

 

[BudDickman]

It sounds like his novels are just vehicles for ideas like "Firstname Lastname"... "What if someone was given the wrong name due to autogenerated fields in a form and there was no way to correct it afterwards."

These are "high thoughts"; things normal people think are hilarious or profound when they're stoned, but then realize are stupid as fuck when they sober up.

Actually, since this is how he writes, and he needs to write in order to pay back Quasi, maybe we should all write down our stupidest ideas so that he can collect them into a novel. Here's one:

"What if in the future, bathrooms are divided by function instead of gender? So there's a poo poo room and a pee pee room."

 

[stealthygeek]

It sounds like his novels are just vehicles for ideas like "Firstname Lastname"... "What if someone was given the wrong name due to autogenerated fields in a form and there was no way to correct it afterwards."

You're correct but it's significantly worse than that because he stole the entire premise from the movie Idiocracy.

Luke Wilson gets labeled "Not sure" due to an unfortunate clerical error in a new world that is completely foreign to him. You're a fucking hack, Patrick.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

 

[Clint Ruin]

 

[Meownaw]

Do you think he still uses that youtube or has a second better account?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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[Harry Powell]

You're correct but it's significantly worse than that because he stole the entire premise from the movie Idiocracy.

Luke Wilson gets labeled "Not sure" due to an unfortunate clerical error in a new world that is completely foreign to him. You're a fucking hack, Patrick.

I assumed he stole it from Snow Crash, which centered on Hiro Protagonist. Most likely he didn’t read the actual book, but just heard about it when The Matrix took off in ‘99, and cribbed the idea.

 

[BudDickman]

I actually thought his YouTube channel was a joke account based on the thumbnails on the 2-minute rant videos. Then I realized that it is literally impossible to find a timestamp where he doesn't simultaneously look like a disgusting slob and a ridiculous faggot.

He records his lard ass self from the most unflattering angle possible and has that face with the upturned eyebrows that he makes when he's pretending to be a successful author unpacking complex issues in a nuanced way, rather than the unemployed loser that he actually is.

 

[Pat the Simp]

I hate how he rambles so fast in those 2 minute takes. It's like he just can't wait to spew his clever lines. And the mouth folds...

 

[BudDickman]

I hate how he rambles so fast in those 2 minute takes. It's like he just can't wait to spew his clever lines. And the mouth folds...

He's just flying through some script that he wrote. People who don't know how to speak publicly like to write down every single word that they're gonna say, instead of writing an outline and letting the content flow naturally. I wonder how many takes each of these videos took. These are just blog posts, but his non-existent fans are also blessed with the sight of his grotesquely ugly many-chinned face.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He's just flying through some script that he wrote. People who don't know how to speak publicly like to write down every single word that they're gonna say, instead of writing an outline and letting the content flow naturally. I wonder how many takes each of these videos took. These are just blog posts, but his non-existent fans are also blessed with the sight of his grotesquely ugly many-chinned face.

He's a remarkably unpleasant looking man. I've never seen someone else like this that consistently makes stupid faces that often and yet always records themselves.