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Did you guys know that Pat is a big fan of romance books?

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I guess it's because he found that romance writers and female poets are the two types of people who are most likely to have contact forms on their website:

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Contact — Rachel Lynn Solomon - New York Times Bestselling Author

www.rachelsolomonbooks.com www.rachelsolomonbooks.com
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Contact | Saara El-Arifi

www.saaraelarifi.com www.saaraelarifi.com
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This next one is a romance writer who has a food fetish and includes rich descriptions of food in her books.
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Contact Farah

Farah is represented by Rachel Brooks at BookEnds Literary Agency. Please contact her for film/TV representation, too. For publicity inquires for Just Playing House, Jana Goes Wild, Kamila Knows Be…
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Contact – Kosoko Jackson

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Fffaawk that first one is particularly broooodal. Its a heartfelt, loving message until you find out Patrick is jerking off with his tears. He’s emailing each of these people to swiftly corrrrecT the recorD as we speak. Better get ahead of these, Pat.
 
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Ahh romance novels and I go way back...
I got a big contract to 'tidy up' a fairly large number of 'erotic novels'.
Cheap paperbacks mostly written by middle aged auntie types.
It was absolutely fascinating.
Especially when they had to be creative with descriptions of a hard cock and a wet fanny.
The content would surprise you. One story was a middle age woman gets a job as principal in a boarding school for girls. But she finds out 3 of them are trannies and nightly gets smashed by them. She starts to get too horny when publicly caning misbehaving girls one time and had to quickly retire to her study and use both hands, for the first time, to desperately masturbate.

We got the cliché woman on an island of shredded niggers who pass her around...

One was about this woman who started to spy on her new younger sexy neighbour couple. Sees em shag in the garden, rubs one out when the guy with his top off mows her lawn, mistakenly gets delivered a parcel of toys meant for them and has fantasies of lezzing it off... Of course her husband was an impotent beer bellied shit bag and eventually she has a 3 way with them and gets involved in their secret sex club...

They weren't really allowed to write in fisting or piss /shit play etc but there were often references to fisting. Majority were boring, usual housewife gets shagged and introduced to BDSM, toys, anal etc. Lots had gang banging and bondage in them. Lots lesbian stuff...

I only ever met one of them who was a legal assistant or something. Completely unassuming, about 55, well looked after. Wasn't in it for the money or just a past time.
One thing stuck out where her character (she was the only one writing a series) put a suction cup dildo on the floor and rode it while sucking some bloke off. I just know she totally did that shit! 😂

Loving, just loving this shit with the contact forms 😂 top stuff
 
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