did you guys forget about danposting?

[captain_kamala]

 

[Brooke Shields]

boy i'd hate to be Leiah right about now, obviously she was a Dan fanboy

 

[captain_kamala]

boy i'd hate to be Leiah right about now, obviously she was a Dan fanboy

still am. no shame.

 

[guest]

condescending, patronizing, white-guilt ridden tone to that dm tbhya

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Jungle fever is a contagious disease.

Let me get them digits too girl l.

 

[guest]

How many gift cards for a bj?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Would be a real shame if Dan's Brazilian Amazon would get a hold of those private messages.

"Thanks again for joining tonight."

"You were great"

"I'd love to have you back again soon"

"I want to send you a small thank you gift"

Not a good look Daniel.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

welcome to dan's simpvault, you may select one gift per interaction

 

[captain_kamala]

How many gift cards for a bj?

11

 

[captain_kamala]

welcome to dan's simpvault, you may select one gift per interaction View attachment 52262

i'm going with claire's they'll pierce my clit

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

11

how many to nibble on your belly button?

 

[captain_kamala]

how many to nibble on your belly button?

4

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We're Torqueposting now. Don't mess with my ride.

 

[Jenna]

I'm so happy my name doesn't have three vowels in a row.

L-E-I-A-H is an amazing first Wordle guess and a terrible first name.

 

[guest]

11

 

[Brooke Shields]

bams_seed as a stripper:

 

[StrongConfidentFezWhatley]

@captain_kamala Stop stealing my thunder, bitch!

 

[captain_kamala]

@captain_kamala Stop stealing my thunder, bitch!

your husband flirts with me all the time

 

[StrongConfidentFezWhatley]

your husband flirts with me all the time

You have no class, seducing a married man. WHORE!

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The forum passed you by. Patposting is back on the menu.

Patposting can't be stopped. Patposting is life.