Did you dread report card week?

[aRTie02150]

I fucking HATED report card week. I would stand guard by the mailbox so when the mailman came I could get ahold and dispose of it.

I used to have stupid daydreams about convincing the mailman to not deliver my report cards.

I remember barely passing 7th grade and getting ahold of my final report card before summer vacation, seen I passed, so went down the street to the park and burned the report card and went to play with my friends.

 

[Coonskin]

Not really I got money for good marks in elementary

 

[aRTie02150]

Not really I got money for good marks in elementary

Sounds about white.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I wasn't retarded yet so no

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Yup. They wouldn’t mail mine but I needed to give it to my parents to sign and they would have to hand deliver it to my teacher. I only slacked off in 4th grade so that was the only time it was a problem. The teacher was a fawkin hater.

After that I kept my shit in line until highschool then I stopped giving a fuck.

 

[aRTie02150]

Yup. They wouldn’t mail mine but I needed to give it to my parents to sign and they would have to hand deliver it to my teacher. I only slacked off in 4th grade so that was the only time it was a problem. The teacher was a fawkin hater.

After that I kept my shit in line until highschool then I stopped giving a fuck.

Did you get deficiency notice as well? They'd mail them a couple weeks before report cards to pretty much give a sneak peak again what bad grades are coming.

I remember hiding a bunch under my bed one year and I came home from the boys and girls club to find them all pinned to my bedroom door. I almost fainted.

 

[Single Action Army]

no, I wasn't retarded. I always did well in the classes that interested me anyway.

I only started getting some bad grades in high school when I realized Team Fortress 2 was more fun than studying or homework. Mitigated by the fact that the three Fs I got were bumped up to Ds because the school didn't want to look bad for not passing kids.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

no, I wasn't retarded. I always did well in the classes that interested me anyway.

I only started getting some bad grades in high school when I realized Team Fortress 2 was more fun than studying or homework. Mitigated by the fact that the three Fs I got were bumped up to Ds because the school didn't want to look bad for not passing kids.

If I knew competitive was a thing instead of playing on pub servers for like 10 years I would have been a god

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

My dad had a scanner in 98. All of the semester progress reports were just printed on regular paper with letterheads and a picture of the principal's signature. I used to charge $20 to change grades to whatever anyone wanted. Fawkin loved that week.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I carried on with the lost in the mail routine for a very long time and then almost got expelled because my grades were so shit. I did not care for report card week.

 

[Single Action Army]

If I knew competitive was a thing instead of playing on pub servers for like 10 years I would have been a god

Comp TF2 is so antithetical to the core experience where even if you got good at it, it's fucking miserable.

My friends and I played a season of Highlander noob league and the amount of autism and cheese you have to deal with makes sniffing glue more appealing.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Sounds about white.

Maybe if your parents incentivized you with a reward you wouldn't be degenerative spic. Who the fuck fails 7th grade? Even anthony passed that

 

[aRTie02150]

Maybe if your parents incentivized you with a reward you wouldn't be degenerative spic. Who the fuck fails 7th grade? Even anthony passed that

Didn't fail. ALMOST failed

 

[TorqueWheeler]

No, I was smart.

 

[LingerLonger]

A decade after I graduated one of my friend's younger brothers was so paranoid about his bad grades that he put a keystroke logger on a few PCs belonging to the teachers and administrators. He then not only changed his grades but then began selling the service of changing your grades to other students. They were so crazy with this that they put a keystroke logger on the superintendent's computer and began changing their entire school transcripts from middle school and on to make them look like perfect students. So it looked like they were on multiple sports teams, were in band and orchestra and theater, and got straight A grades in everything. But they only did the bare minimum.

Eventually they started selling the service to other people. And they got into the school administrative databases and had the upcoming tests for basically every class and would just give them away to random people. One of the ringleaders was stalking this girl and kept changing her grades to A+ and giving her upcoming tests so she could memorize the answers. Because he wanted to date her. And she told police on him. Police tell the FBI. The FBI tells the school to change the account names and passwords on every single login. And they begin monitoring various schools and their computers.

So sometime later these kids try to log into the principal's account and realize that the name and password are changed. And that someone is likely watching them because now all of the passwords are changed. But these idiots left all of the keystroke recorders on the computers and never took them back. So one night they try to break into one of the database rooms and police are waiting and arrest one of them. Which causes the entire thing to unravel. A few of these kids were already in college and their colleges and universities threw them out when the FBI called them. Ultimately they were charged with next to nothing because no one had really ever seen a case like this before. I don't think the judges in the case had even really used computers thoroughly.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

only for my math grades. I got straight A's in everything but math. In hindsight, I probably had a learning disability.

 

[Single Action Army]

A decade after I graduated one of my friend's younger brothers was so paranoid about his bad grades that he put a keystroke logger on a few PCs belonging to the teachers and administrators. He then not only changed his grades but then began selling the service of changing your grades to other students. They were so crazy with this that they put a keystroke logger on the superintendent's computer and began changing their entire school transcripts from middle school and on to make them look like perfect students. So it looked like they were on multiple sports teams, were in band and orchestra and theater, and got straight A grades in everything. But they only did the bare minimum.

Eventually they started selling the service to other people. And they got into the school administrative databases and had the upcoming tests for basically every class and would just give them away to random people. One of the ringleaders was stalking this girl and kept changing her grades to A+ and giving her upcoming tests so she could memorize the answers. Because he wanted to date her. And she told police on him. Police tell the FBI. The FBI tells the school to change the account names and passwords on every single login. And they begin monitoring various schools and their computers.

So sometime later these kids try to log into the principal's account and realize that the name and password are changed. And that someone is likely watching them because now all of the passwords are changed. But these idiots left all of the keystroke recorders on the computers and never took them back. So one night they try to break into one of the database rooms and police are waiting and arrest one of them. Which causes the entire thing to unravel. A few of these kids were already in college and their colleges and universities threw them out when the FBI called them. Ultimately they were charged with next to nothing because no one had really ever seen a case like this before. I don't think the judges in the case had even really used computers thoroughly.

Thread doesn't even have to be about OnA for LingerLonger to write a novel. (Love ya doe, brothaman)

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

A decade after I graduated one of my friend's younger brothers was so paranoid about his bad grades that he put a keystroke logger on a few PCs belonging to the teachers and administrators. He then not only changed his grades but then began selling the service of changing your grades to other students. They were so crazy with this that they put a keystroke logger on the superintendent's computer and began changing their entire school transcripts from middle school and on to make them look like perfect students. So it looked like they were on multiple sports teams, were in band and orchestra and theater, and got straight A grades in everything. But they only did the bare minimum.

Eventually they started selling the service to other people. And they got into the school administrative databases and had the upcoming tests for basically every class and would just give them away to random people. One of the ringleaders was stalking this girl and kept changing her grades to A+ and giving her upcoming tests so she could memorize the answers. Because he wanted to date her. And she told police on him. Police tell the FBI. The FBI tells the school to change the account names and passwords on every single login. And they begin monitoring various schools and their computers.

So sometime later these kids try to log into the principal's account and realize that the name and password are changed. And that someone is likely watching them because now all of the passwords are changed. But these idiots left all of the keystroke recorders on the computers and never took them back. So one night they try to break into one of the database rooms and police are waiting and arrest one of them. Which causes the entire thing to unravel. A few of these kids were already in college and their colleges and universities threw them out when the FBI called them. Ultimately they were charged with next to nothing because no one had really ever seen a case like this before. I don't think the judges in the case had even really used computers thoroughly.

Did you go to school with Lightman from War Games?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

A's and B's throughout my career. I remember in middle school us honor roll people had a special piece of paper sticking out of our report card folders that we were to bring home to our parents (probably to humiliate the retarded kids that didn't have this little paper marker of intelligence). Your gpa should be displayed on a school ID badge you're required to wear at school.

 

[LingerLonger]

Did you go to school with Lightman from War Games?

I bet the kids who changed their grades from my old school saw that movie and copied it.