Did ya?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Reminder that this dope earned a measly 1.79 or something high school GPA.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I thought this buttfuckee didn’t close down bars

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Pig, this didn't happen.
You've been yapping about this faggot Ewok shit for over three years now, probably longer.

https://www.torforgeblog.com/2019/04/08/ewoks-are-sci-fis-most-dangerous-warriors/


Let me put it a way you'll understand.

Stop. Trying. To. Make. Ewok.Insurgents.A. Thing.

Ewoks. Were.Created. To. Sell. Toys.

You. Sound. Like. A. 11. Year. Old. Child.

Pay. Quasi.

EDIT: Piggy the Plagiarizer strikes again! Please don't link this article to his Ewok twitter feed, it could make him angry.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles...tten-boru-and-pladdo-cardigun-exo-naturalists

 

[UnPRePared]

Star Wars ruined modern science fiction. Morality plays and philosophical metaphors were replaced with little people in Furries outfits and explosions. That's why my Star Trek is now a barren whore.

Also, if you ever came up to a place like the Dram Bar here in Poznan and started that kind of talk, Pat, all of the friendly people here would openly mock you for trying to start the kind of conversation a seven year old would have. Real adults don't talk like that at real adult places... Because they'd deserve to get their ass kicked.

Get off Twitter, eat some kale, pay Quasi and learn algebra.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

What a massive asshole.

 

[VoodooChild]

He's such a thoughtless prick. How do you not remember the line you told the judge and Andrew? It hasn't even been that long.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Star Wars ruined modern science fiction. Morality plays and philosophical metaphors were replaced with little people in Furries outfits and explosions. That's why my Star Trek is now a barren whore.

I fucking hate it. It's more ubiquitous than ever now too. How many goddamn spin off shows does it have at this point?

Fucking childish shite.

 

[UnPRePared]

I fucking hate it. It's more ubiquitous than ever now too. How many goddamn spin off shows does it have at this point?

Fucking childish shite.

I'll give Lucas some credit - he did three movies, took a long time to tell the beginning of the story (they sucked, but still were HIS stories), allowed it to be merchandised but not to the insane degree Disney does, let people write books in his sandbox to their hearts content, and didn't overstay his welcome. All that from a sci Fi ripoff of Kurosawa's "Hidden Fortress" that was only saved from being a mess of a film by the editing skills of his ex wife and the imagination of his special effects crew. The oversaturation is pure Disney - Lucas only whored the product out to kids with the toys and books, maybe a few video games.

"Forbidden Planet" over "Empire Strikes Back" every day.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I'll give Lucas some credit - he did three movies, took a long time to tell the beginning of the story (they sucked, but still were HIS stories), allowed it to be merchandised but not to the insane degree Disney does, let people write books in his sandbox to their hearts content, and didn't overstay his welcome. All that from a sci Fi ripoff of Kurosawa's "Hidden Fortress" that was only saved from being a mess of a film by the editing skills of his ex wife and the imagination of his special effects crew. The oversaturation is pure Disney - Lucas only whored the product out to kids with the toys and books, maybe a few video games.

"Forbidden Planet" over "Empire Strikes Back" every day.

Very true. Also, American Graffiti is Lucas' best film.

 

[UnPRePared]

Very true. Also, American Graffiti is Lucas' best film.

THX-1138 was a flawed but very good example that he could go cerebral with science fiction, but he wanted his little tribute to Flash Gordon instead.

I hate that Star Wars became that special, but it's because he protected it so much and limited what he did with it that it was. If Disney bought it from him in '83, I can guarantee you the love for it today would be nowhere near as high.

 

[Meownaw]

THX-1138 was a flawed but very good example that he could go cerebral with science fiction, but he wanted his little tribute to Flash Gordon instead.

I hate that Star Wars became that special, but it's because he protected it so much and limited what he did with it that it was. If Disney bought it from him in '83, I can guarantee you the love for it today would be nowhere near as high.

Boy would I love to be able to watch the original THX and not the CGI fuck fest that every print is. I remember how disappointed I was when I got the DVD ages ago and it was the "retouched" version.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Boy would I love to be able to watch the original THX and not the CGI fuck fest that every print is. I remember how disappointed I was when I got the DVD ages ago and it was the "retouched" version.

I was actually looking for a bootleg DVD of the original copy the other day. I am glad that I kept my original VHS, but I don't have a VCR on which to watch it.

It is viewable online, however.

 

[UnPRePared]

Boy would I love to be able to watch the original THX and not the CGI fuck fest that every print is. I remember how disappointed I was when I got the DVD ages ago and it was the "retouched" version.

Despite the fact that I like Lucas, I hate his and Coppola's obsession with constantly retouching their shit.

I'll give a pass to Coppola, because usually he just re-edits. Editing is probably the biggest factor that makes or breaks a film, even if the story is solid. But to go in and clean up the special effects to something more modern and fake, like Lucas kept doing, as an artist I couldn't stand. You're not remastering anything, you're outright changing the look and feel of the art you created, and then to make it the only available form of said art is just total selfishness. If you're doing it for yourself, which he was, offer both. Yes, him and I are commercial artists, but when we share what we create, it becomes the world's too.

Sat art again, asshole.