Did Pig really get mugged for his phone?

[RaggotFetard]

The phone he had before the gay folding one he soaked in Mexico? Or was someone here just joshin? I remember reading that a couple of colored youths mugged a table he was sitting at outside Hoolie’s or something. Hilarious if true.

 

[guest]

Pat's the kind of faggot who would give over his shit as soon as a negro juvenile said "gimme your phone/wallet/whatever" like Nana, therefore negating any crime. They asked, you gave. Unlike Nana though, who would just spend hours impotently tweeting about "F/N savage animals", the Fat One would concoct some fantastical story, like the one he made up about bamboozling the nigra who tried to car jack him with his Clint Eastwood-esque cool reply "do you know how to drive stick?"

 

[Sputnik]

Nobody is mugging someone for a galaxy s3. He’d already exceeded the damage claim limit for his phone insurance and thought if he made up a fantastic story they’d waive that for special pig pat.

 

[1073waaf]

I can only assume if that were true, the mugger would have been neutralized on sight.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

It's his excuse for losing his phone post Bernell murder

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He never tweeted it but he posted it in a Milwaukee Facebook group. Some chick was talking about niggers roaming the streets robbing people and he said they must be the same chimps who stole his phone the previous week. When we checked his tweets he was talking about buying a new phone a day or so later but never mentioned being completely emasculated by a couple of teenagers.

 

[SFWA liaison]

It's two different phones and incidnets. He got a phone stolen at/near Hoolis by a Basketball American trio a while before Mexico. He went on Twitter and said it was "time for an upgrade!" because he loves purchase-posting. He only mentioned the three teens emasculated him in a FB post on the East Side group. Doesn't really fit his "immobilize you on sight" LARP.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Since that fateful day he has only ever driven the 2 minutes to hooli's.
Pat lives in fear of negros not stalkers.

 

[HotAnus]

He'd say he gave them the phone to avoid neutralizing them and calling the cleanup crew if they got forceful, because he understands these things ate the result if systemic racism

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He now avoids going out at night due to “those people”

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

You think he had nudes of Niki on that thing?