Did Fatrick himself put the final touches on his book cover?

[Brooke Shields]

It's all retarded. The right ship is more detailed and then just minimized to give us the feeling that the left shiny one is big and expensive (this is what happens in the book i believe)

But because all he did was minimize it, lowering it's quality, it gives us the feeling that these two ships are in opposite fields of view(foreground/background), but then that retarded tow line is the same thickness.

I'd understand if it were a cover for a children's book

 

[Snake]

Even beyond the dogshit stock photo level designs of the "ships", space itself is so faggy looking.

 

[Meownaw]

Never forget the inside drawings of his buttplugs.
"I'm into... things"

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

They don't even look like they are on the same heading. the big silver dildo is facing too far to the left. Also, why are the dildo's engines firing? If it's being towed, shouldn't it be powered down?

Also, the tow line looks like shit. Why is there a giant hook on the end? Shouldn't it be taut along the entire length? And why are they towing it from the bottom? That's the least logical place to hook a tow line to something. Fuck is this bad

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Why would you use a tow line on something so far into future, wasn't he using whisker lasers for some bullshit like that? its sci fi make something up its not a 54 Desoto

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Why would you use a tow line on something so far into future, wasn't he using whisker lasers for some bullshit like that? its sci fi make something up its not a 54 Desoto

What happens when the ship towing stops? Does the dildo just ram into it like in pat's fantasies?

 

[Snake]

They don't even look like they are on the same heading. the big silver dildo is facing too far to the left. Also, why are the dildo's engines firing? If it's being towed, shouldn't it be powered down?

Also, the tow line looks like shit. Why is there a giant hook on the end? Shouldn't it be taut along the entire length? And why are they towing it from the bottom? That's the least logical place to hook a tow line to something. Fuck is this bad

Hey Rev, you think the small ship looking like it's banking left yet still going straight doesn't make sense? Nyehehehehehehe.

It similtaenosely looks like it's to the front of the silver butt plug, and to the left of it.

 

[ActionJackson]

Lotta fawkin' felony towing analysis in this thread.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

So Silver Dildo has folding tie-down hooks like a fucking Super Cub?

Like when it lands on a planet and needs to be tied down? Except it's a SPACE SHIP and stays IN SPACE.

How big are the beds?

Patrick, you're embarrassingly retarded.

 

[Stent]

I don't think the chrome one is even a spaceship drawing. It looks like some kind of bathroom fixture someone photographed and tweaked.

 

[NoBacon]

The tow line looks like a black Microsoft word insert - it’s also attached to the middle of the ship, which makes even less sense.

they’re literally flying in two different directions.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Nice Star Wars ship, stupid.

"Wonderful, child. But could you make it look more like a buttplug?"

 

[fricklefrackle]

Gate Crashers

Starship Repo

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Nice Star Wars ship, stupid.

"Wonderful, child. But could you make it look more like a buttplug?"

It's a cross between that and an x wing

 

[Harry Powell]

Gate Crashers

Starship Repo

Looks gay. My kid can draw something more interesting.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Looks gay. My kid can draw something more interesting.

Your kid could probably also write, tweet, and marry something more interesting.

 

[RobertMewler]

Gate Crashers

Starship Repo

Even Pig's beloved hotel homo Rakdaddy said it looked like ridiculous and like a bong (although I think he was being nice and wanted to say butt plug or dildo):

 

[Snake]

This one is so fucking bad. I was drawing better than this at 10 years old. Endless mechanical drawings of fictional spaceships he could emulate and he comes up with this lightspeed zigzag fag transporter.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Gate Crashers

Starship Repo

Where do the football field sized beds and olympic swimming pool sized toilets go?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]