Did coke for the first time last night

[CliffordTheBigRedNigger]

Shit fucking ruled. Thought I was going to have a heart attack at one point, but once it passed I felt amazing. No wonder white people love this shit

 

[1073waaf]

I did some fawkin coke. I just forgot what it smells like.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Not as good as crack though.

 

[guest]

Just a lil’ taste for the Opester

 

[guest]

You feel like superman taking a couple key bumps with the bbbbboys

Next thing you know you rationalize to yourself that it’s worth it to buy a couple grams to yourself for a productive weekend of reading the classics, come saturday night you’re up at 4 am arguing abortion with some college dweeb from scotland on omegle after edging to some degenerate shit on xvideos for a few hours and failing to cum; running to the peephole in your front door and looking out your window every 15 minutes because you heard a noise

 

[Spraggy]

There’s one comment that always irritates me: ‘cocaine is one hell of a drug’ said by some reddit fag, describing something completely nothing like the effects of cocaine.

But this, describes coke pfg. Just missed the contacting all your old friends

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[guest]

I did it a few times in college and it was great. Still though, Vyvanse is probably the greatest. Vyvanse + marijuana + creative project = heaven.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tried it a couple times. Wasnt for me. I did have that " I think my heart is going to explode" moment. had to sit with a wet towel over my head for an hour. It always went south as the night went on. Someone always ended up in an argument with their wife or girlfriend and ruined the vibe.

 

[guest]

Glad you got your button, Cliff.

Best coke I ever had was New Years Eve 2015. Beautiful house in Jackson, Wyoming with old friends from school. We stayed up all night drinking and having stupid sentimental coke conversations. Went to a Village Inn and got kicked out when my friend Ryan asked the pregnant waitress if the dad was black.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

enjoy your fentanyl russian roulette

 

[guest]

Shit fucking ruled. Thought I was going to have a heart attack at one point, but once it passed I felt amazing. No wonder white people love this shit

Fuck off with that shit, brothaman. I know people that moved onto harder shit with that garbage. Stick to NyQuil and imported beers.

 

[It’s Meboe]

Shit fucking ruled. Thought I was going to have a heart attack at one point, but once it passed I felt amazing. No wonder white people love this shit

How long did the high last? It lasted about half an hour for me whenever I did it

 

[warchief1978]

Shit fucking ruled. Thought I was going to have a heart attack at one point, but once it passed I felt amazing. No wonder white people love this shit

Dont make you a bad person.

 

[EraGodless]

Not as good as crack though.

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[guest]

Dont make you a bad person.

Agreed. Just don’t make it a habit.

 

[DoucheChills]

I did it a few times in college and it was great. Still though, Vyvanse is probably the greatest. Vyvanse + marijuana + creative project = heaven.

It seems like doctors don't like to prescribe that medication. Did you just ask your doctor for it specifically? I wanna be more productive at work.

 

[guest]

It seems like doctors don't like to prescribe that medication. Did you just ask your doctor for it specifically? I wanna be more productive at work.

My friend had a prescription because he suffered from extreme laziness. He'd give me em occasionally. I bet doctors don't like prescribing them because they're fucking awesome.

 

[Cuphead]

The Lonely Island was probably the last time anything on SNL made me laugh

 

[guest]

Not as good as crack though.

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The family who freebases together, stays toget...no, actually they abandon their mother as soon as "the feels" are bad