Did Bat Boy scare anyone else as a kid?

[Meownaw]

Fawkin gave me nightmares for weeks seeing it at the grocery store.

 

[Build Black Better]

He wasn't so scary when he was a baby, sorta cute actually, as far as bat children go. Unfortunately he developed the Michael Jackson disease. I mean the one involving the skin, not the one involving the kids.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The ex bought me the shirt with it printed on it from weekly world news

 

[Cuphead]

I always thought he was gay

 

[Phish]

I remember this one:

 

[PickleRickle]

I liked the one about US Marines shooting down an angel

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Starts off cute, like all mixed race kids do… just wait till he turns thirteen and he’s robbing the corner store with daddy’s gun

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I remember one headline from that. MYSTERIOUS BLACK PYRAMID APPEARS IN NEVADA DESERT! Underneath was a picture of the Luxor.

 

[Build Black Better]

I remember this one:

Pretty sure Abe wasn't a bearded sideshow lady (though lots of speculation about him being a fag), but his old lady was definitely an abusive mentally-ill cunt. His assassination finally gave him peace and quiet away from her.

 

[Build Black Better]

Starts off cute, like all mixed race kids do… just wait till he turns thirteen and he’s robbing the corner store with daddy’s gun

...and giving people rabies when he attacks them in a rage. You know those types skip even the good vaccinations.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

I thought batboy was funny. I miss seeing the WWN in the checkout tbhwy. Huge cultural loss. Today's kids will never know where Elvis is working or why Chelsea is so weirdly fugly.

 

[Build Black Better]

I thought batboy was funny. I miss seeing the WWN in the checkout tbhwy. Huge cultural loss. Today's kids will never know where Elvis is working or why Chelsea is so weirdly fugly.
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As a kid, whenever I would see all those tabloids in the checkout line at supermarkets, all I could think of is how stupid women must be, especially housewives. There was not a single halfway intelligent magazine in those racks.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

As a kid, whenever I would see all those tabloids in the checkout line at supermarkets, all I could think of is how stupid women must be, especially housewives. There was not a single halfway intelligent magazine in those racks.

Gossip rags and soap operas tell you pretty much everything you need to know about their target audience.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Weekly World News was the shit, always cool to see Clinton shaking hands with a nude alien when you were waiting in line at the store as a kid

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Vampire Bats (2005) scare me more.

 

[Meownaw]

Vampire Bats (2005) scare me more.

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Me too but not for the reason you think.

 

[PickleRickle]

Vampire Bats (2005) scare me more.

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She got sexier as she aged up until a point