Dick-obsessed fat Pig

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[James Heffner]

in one day hes tweeted about elons musks dick more times than hes even seen his daughter..

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

doesn't the comma before the word 'kids' make that sentence even more suspicious

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Remember a few weeks ago Pat was so worried about the war? Now he is on to the next flavor of the week. He is such a phony

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

I can list one thing that's wrong with Pat's dick. It's not there!

I'm no dick Rick look at me!

 

[It’s Meboe]

His obsession with another man’s genitalia is very telling

 

[MonsterSteve]

I can list one thing that's wrong with Pat's dick. It's not there!

I'm no dick Rick look at me!

Yea Pat. Explain why you chased your hairdresser into another town completely and also why you have no noticeable bulge like real men? It’s one of those mushroom innies??

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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why does this autistic insist elon meant scars and tattoos specifically on his dick? Also is he saying Elon musk tried to get to mars JUST to distract from him whipping it out on some flight attendant? if so that's pretty fucking funny actually.

 

[Brooke Shields]

He's denying it and being slandered for it? Instead of staying silent while being slandered? That means he definitely did it!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Elon Musk MIGHT have a penis tattoo, and it would certainly look better than Nikki's, but he never explicitly said so.

Pat is just obsessed with pretending that other men's penises behave in 'weird' ways. I guess the old maxim 'every accusation is an admission' rings true on his curious bell end.

 

[SFWA liaison]

reminder that Patrick admitted to sending unsolicited nude pictures, fully erect, to strangers in which he was holding a rifle

 

[Caverlock]

I can list one thing that's wrong with Pat's dick. It's not there!

I'm no dick Rick look at me!

 

[BudDickman]

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That second picture is like those thighs/feet against the backdrop of the beach selfies that women take.

 

[Phish]

Didnt @Child. just expose Pats good buddy, that politician, flashing his cock off to people being a filthy fucking sex pest? Pat loves throwing stones in glass hovels.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Patrick's penis is not long enough to have any distinguishing features

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

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This is one of the funniest Fatrick pictures to me. No fucking man drives with his knees all close together like that. Patrick either has incredibly tiny nuts or he just straight up doesn't have any at all. He's sitting there like he's about to take another selfie at the hair salon. Fuckin fag.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Hmm... sexual assault allegations mysteriously pop up against Elon Musk the moment he denounces the Democrat party, and naturally cultist Pat buys in whole hog (lol), no questions asked.

Meanwhile Tara Reade has been consistent in her allegations against Joe Biden since the 90s, and he dismisses her as a lying grifter, and won't even address the subject of Ashley Biden's journal. Nice nebulous morality, you character-less sack of shit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat loves some cawk tawk

 

[BudDickman]

This is one of the funniest Fatrick pictures to me. No fucking man drives with his knees all close together like that. Patrick either has incredibly tiny nuts or he just straight up doesn't have any at all. He's sitting there like he's about to take another selfie at the hair salon. Fuckin fag.

Honestly, women don't drive like that either. This is him getting his fat thighs in the frame so that people know that he's the one driving.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat like a week ago: "Musk is deliberately tanking TSLA to take it private, the SEC should send him to prison for felony stock manipulation"

Pat now: "hahaha TSLA is tanking, Musk on suicide watch!!!"

his twitter takes are whatever can make him sound sassier and more effeminate at any given time, no cohesive thought found