Imagine Patrick sitting on your couch after ziplining.
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Diaper faggot Rick defeats toilet militants and dooms diaper faggot to prison
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His legs are soaked in piss
I’d love to know what makes him think not wearing underwear is some kind of manly flex. I guess I’m a pussy because I don’t like my dick, balls, and asshole rubbing against raw denim.
Gets worse when you take into account that his pants are all too small.
Thankfully so is his penis
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Every chance I get to make this joke.
He likes that chafing rough denim does on his balls
Pure fever dream.
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Diaper Pat is a winner.
He will always find a way to up the ante, never change patrick.
Your unwavering dedication to duty is commendable. I salute you for your service. Doody Diaper patriots are in control 🫡
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I would never allow a man who doesn't wear underwear to sit on anything in my house.
What about a guy that wears diapers?
Also consider that Fat likes to be emasculated by a strapon, so his rectum is likely very loose, regularly spilling juices rich in odor and color into his jeans.
I would argue that he technically doesn't use underwear only because he depends on adult diapers for real.
I would argue that he technically doesn't use underwear only because he depends on adult diapers for real.
I think this should be the number one question at the moment...
Rick, do you wear fucking diapers?
Didn't Pat shit himself at some football game too? I'm sure he tweeted it. I think Niki took him home.
Absolutely. Since he autistically has to say he’s a 32” waist (lol), he wears them super tight and probably this gives him an insane amount of crotch rot. Also I remember hearing somewhere that wearing very tight pants makes your balls all smushed together and doesn’t let them cool off. I can only pray that he’s sterilized himself (not that it would matter, given his parenting track record).