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I know he definitely has a list of kid friendly recommendations and is dying to give them to a love interest
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For children they recommend Samuel Delaney's works which include scat fetishes, consumption of bodily fluids fetishes, and rampant homosexual pedophilia.Why would anyone assume this question was about kids? He always has them on his mind
Paul and a toddler have about the same amount of teeth."Excuse me, but what do you recommend on the sushi menu?"
"Will a child be eating it!?!"
"... Never mind."
“Not good.” - Paul Weimer allegedlyWhat about In The Black, Paul?
NyquilWhat wine would you recommend with Dino nuggets?
"Paul, have you ever considered having children?"
"Paul, have you ever considered having children?"
"Of course! I have had two all ready today."
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