Dennis Miller Light

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Let's post literary slams about Pat that he wouldn't understand.

He's got a Brobdingnagian body and a Liliputian brain, cha-chi!

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

He's got Kilgore's Snout
Henry James' Gout
The girth of I.J. Reilly
with none of the clout
Drop'n more lies than Wiesel's Night
Tipsy as Mailer but slow with a knife
Got Less Than Zero but his debt is sick
So pay my nigga Quasi and suck this Phillp K. Dick!

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

He could write a 1,000-page book that's just about him eating a bunch of Madelines

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Mark Twain ain’t deep enough for this fat body

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Mark Twain ain’t deep enough for this fat body

nice

 

[guest]

'Other Voices, Other Rooms' is about him hearing Niki and Tyrrell next door.

 

[Stent]

First time making it and it was heavenly.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Not to go off on a rant here, but Rick Thomas looks so much like a juicy glazed turkey, pilgrims and natives put their differences aside in his presence.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Not to go off on a rant here, but Rick Thomas looks so much like a juicy glazed turkey, pilgrims and natives put their differences aside in his presence.

"we call it breakfast maize"

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Hey, look, Patrick Tomlinson is about as well read as the back of a shampoo bottle, ok? If he were to raise his hand in a university classroom, the professor would have to run a disclaimer before his answer for legal purposes.

The last time I came across this guy Patrick he had his snout buried so deep into a plate of meatloaf that he was talking to Cerberus. This guy was deeper than Oli North with the Contras. When he finally came up for air, the backdraft from his spouting had the entire restaurant popping open umbrellas.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Ernest Heavyweigh

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Kurt Got-a-gut

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"So the police showed up on my porch, guns drawn, demanding to know where the cask of Amontillado was".

 

[not that Jack Horner]

It was the breast of times, it was the bratwurst of times

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Charles Cuckowski
Hack Kerouac
Dean Cunt

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Anorexia for dummies
Fatherhood for dummies

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Fill Maher food in my gunt

 

[RobertMewler]

100 Years of Solitary Confinement
Idiocracy (no need to change really)

 

[FurBurger]

The Fat Man and the C Word
Starship Atalkers
Josh Moon is a Harsh Mistress

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

The Gulager archipelago

Of meatloaf and men

No Children for Fat Men

Bad Heart of Darkness

the great fatsby

The African-American Queen (Niki, because the blacks fart in her box)