Dedication pages for Patrick's six novels (WARNING: Major douchechills)

[guest]

In The Black:

Starship Repo:

Gate Crashers:

Children of the Divide:

Trident's Forge:

The Ark:

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Man I’ll be in bed all weekend fighting this case of the douchechills. What a femme cunt. Get fucked up the ass with a Pineapple Piggy.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

So Niki's mother was legitimately upset that Patrick dedicated his first book to his abandoned daughter and not Niki. Then he "adorably" tried to make up for it in the next book.

This relationship between Patrick and Niki's mom... something's there.

 

[guest]

Children of the Divide wins the award for worst dedication page. What a shitty writer. Trying to be poetic but probably just drunk.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Dicksuck still doesn’t understand what mil-spec is.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

They all gave me chills, except the the Carlin one which got my ribs. I remember Bobby and Colin talking on their podcast about how George Carlin is the hack answer to 'who do you look up to as a comedian'. Good to see that the pig is consistent with his hackery.

Also, Annabelle doesn't need to find her way home. She's in her home right now with her loving family. You threw her out of your life to spite your ex-wife, and we will never stop reminding you about that.

 

[BillKlacks]

Is that Annabelle one real?? It can't be...

 

[Caverlock]

The print versions are even funnier, because you can see the next three pages through the cheapass paper.

 

[Raymond]

The "Children of the Divide" one is so gay. Didn't know that "I've got your six and I'm really fucking cranky" comes from there. Did Liz Clarke quote that?

 

[peckafacce]

Annabelle is home Pat. She's always been home. She will never love you. I can't wait for the day she finds this place and finds out the truth about you.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

The "Children of the Divide" one is so gay. Didn't know that "I've got your six and I'm really fucking cranky" comes from there. Did Liz Clarke quote that?

Got my six, what? Donuts?
Piggy Badass ovah here.

 

[guest]

Is that Annabelle one real?? It can't be...

Oh, it's very real.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Eew, "Found families" ex used to use terms like that, her famlity hated her so she found people as friends and started calling them aunt,uncle, grandma

 

[Raymond]

Eew, "Found families" ex used to use terms like that, her famlity hated her so she found people as friends and started calling them aunt,uncle, grandma

What a hilariously dumb bitch

 

[guest]

"Found families"

 

[TokenX]

Children of the Divide wins the award for worst dedication page. What a shitty writer. Trying to be poetic but probably just drunk.

Whats his obsession with children?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

They all gave me chills, except the the Carlin one which got my ribs. I remember Bobby and Colin talking on their podcast about how George Carlin is the hack answer to 'who do you look up to as a comedian'. Good to see that the pig is consistent with his hackery.

Although to be fair, Bob Kelly probably didn't get Carlin's jokes.

 

[Will Tate]

What a cringey, try-hard faggot. Fat, too.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

So Niki's mother was legitimately upset that Patrick dedicated his first book to his abandoned daughter and not Niki. Then he "adorably" tried to make up for it in the next book.

This relationship between Patrick and Niki's mom... something's there.

Lyn probably paid for that pile of shit to get published and got no appreciation for it

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

"Found families"
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