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Dear Annabelle

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She really lucked out that her mother met Big Jon.

It's The Butterfly Effect level destiny editing. She was potentially going to be starring in homemade "family movies" in the basement with her drunken pig of a father playing director, only to end up a facially disfigured waitress with a heroin problem.

Instead, Jon swooped in to save the day and change the timeline. She'll be a sorority alpha girl going out with handsome chad Kutcher and float through life from one success to another.
 

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She really lucked out that her mother met Big Jon.

It's The Butterfly Effect level destiny editing. She was potentially going to be starring in homemade "family movies" in the basement with her drunken pig of a father playing director, only to end up a facially disfigured waitress with a heroin problem.

Instead, Jon swooped in to save the day and change the timeline. She'll be a sorority alpha girl going out with handsome chad Kutcher and float through life from one success to another.
Could one only imagine the horrors that poor girl would have to deal with if Patrick S. Tomlinson was still in her life. Being used as a social media prop, a puppet for his stupid viewpoints and grandstanding. Her whole childhood shared with his creepy friends on twitter. School would be a nightmare for her as he would make everything she did about him and would only drag her down into his depths once something doesn't end up his way. I guess what I am trying to say is that Ade and Annabelle lucked out big time.

Fuck you Pig, quietly, quietly is key.
 
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Could one only imagine the horrors that poor girl would have to deal with if Patrick S. Tomlinson was still in her life. Being used as a social media prop, a puppet for his stupid viewpoints and grandstanding. Her whole childhood shared with his creepy friends on twitter. School would be a nightmare for her as he would make everything she did about him and would only drag her down into his depths once something doesn't end up his way. I guess what I am trying to say is that Ade and Annabelle lucked out big time.

Fuck you Pig, quietly, quietly is key.

The psychological damage would be far worse than being used as a social media prop. Just imagine all the "rules" Father Pat would bark at her to obey, and the "punishments" he'd dole out to "teach her a lesson". Come home from school one day, where's Mister Bunny? I THREW OUT MISTER BUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE AN UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BRAT! YOU'LL NEVER SEE MISTER BUNNY AGAIN! And God forbid if a teacher or someone else questions the narcissist's need to dish out what they playfully call "tough love", DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CHILD, CHILD!
 
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