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Dead giveaways that a movie is gonna be shit

Mr. Faggotry

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LiberalPussy

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When they show the first eight minutes of the movie as a “trailer” online.

Edit: or the director has to beg people to come see his movie.
 

Professor Rape

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It has a really bleak, dreary color scheme.

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You can make a film feel "miserable" without it looking ugly as shit.

Buffalo 66 is the best example of this, which has probably the best colors I've ever seen in a film, even though they're depressing:

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Indie movies in the past 10 years are fucking obsessed with dark shadows and making you feel like putting a bullet in your head from the colors alone.
 
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