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David Attenborough meets David Fattenborough
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I've alerted Interpol just to be safe. Attenborough has crossed the line and must be stopped.
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Planet Girth
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The whole "Your life is already over/it's just a matter of paperwork" thing really is his favorite cope now isn't it. No longer enough for him to threaten prison in the future; now the people who text him are already there, they just don't know it yet.
Loony bastard.
Loony bastard.
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Haven't gained a pound, stlaker.
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You know, he could be telling the truth. The scale may read a certain constant number because any muscle which was there two years ago has now atrophied. He's gelatinous. We should ask prison enjoyer Attenborough for his thoughts.
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Especially after he told national news that the cops aren't doing anything. I bet he was fawkin pissed when NBC and/or Inside Edition let slip that Patty's hoping that the FBI sees that segment and calls him back after ghosting him. It completely shatters his poorly constructed "mass arrests are imminent, child" fantasy.
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I dream of somehow someday Pat being shown an FBI memo that says, “Yeah, we know he calls and whines a lot. But he sucks, he lies constantly, no one’s been hurt, and he’s white. Fat.” Something along those lines.
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that's funny!
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"Second, better chin" is a rib compressor. Theres something so ridiculous about using his quotes from years ago back at him. I wonder if he gets the reference, or can a computer not read its own code.
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Him denying his fatness is what makes him so great.
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I like how you just kept going as if Fat wasn't interrupting your lecture.
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Didn’t he freak out immediately when someone text him about them boys flying in the mud?
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This guy on reddit was saying that he regularly says "Wow, you sure do give these guys a lot of airtime" to refer to a comment some civilian left on his IG (or Facebook) for one of his rants about funsters. Pat responded with something like "Not for long. This is their last stand."
That was over 4 years ago. I've been told that Patrick has responded to that comment 100% of the time. Piggy remembers all his L's, even the easily forgettable shit.
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Said to have been found on r/NatureDocumentaries
