Dave's ex wife is still sexy.

[warchief1978]

Wow, Dave dodged a fat bullet.

 

[Fat little piggy]

Surprised he could escape her gravitational pull. Did she eat the drummer after she fucked him

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Oof. She looks like a goblin made of tapioca.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Is she transitioning?

 

[CuntFucker .]

She was the reason Fred From Brooklyn cried on R&F. That fat scumbag is good in my book.

 

[Dennyislife]

I loved slimer as a kid

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

piggyneck

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Is she transitioning?

Yes... into a great big fat person

 

[Ladynyahh]

Get a load of fatso over there

 

[AWetBlanket]

Is she transitioning?

Into a bus

 

[guest]

What did she look like before? And why would she keep his loser name?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She was the reason Fred From Brooklyn cried on R&F. That fat scumbag is good in my book.

What happened? I need to hear this.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

What happened? I need to hear this.

I don't think he actually cried but he would whine about Dave's wife Casey trying to destroy his business. It seems like she did fuck with him a fair amount.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I felt bad for ESD here. His wife send him a text meant for someone else that says "I always loved you the best" and Dave assumes she's killed herself and the kids. No one in the studio is brave enough to explain to Dave what's happening, but Fez does kind of allude to it.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I felt bad for ESD here. His wife send him a text meant for someone else that says "I always loved you the best" and Dave assumes she's killed herself and the kids. No one in the studio is brave enough to explain to Dave what's happening, but Fez does kind of allude to it.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That was fucked up. Any idea why she kept his last name? I always consider that to be odd behavior.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Jew broad, ate Draculas

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That was fucked up. Any idea why she kept his last name? I always consider that to be odd behavior.

Probably for the kids. My mom kept my father's last name after they got divorced because she didn't want her kids to have a different last name. Either that or her father of Elan Stairlift fame didn't want her to sully the family name any longer.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Jew broad, ate Draculas

Side note, I wonder how many copies he sold of that last book. He advertised with this chapter on Twitter. Artie is one of my favorites but selling a book when you’ve told every story 1,000 times is a tough sell.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Probably for the kids. My mom kept my father's last name after they got divorced because she didn't want her kids to have a different last name. Either that or her father of Elan Stairlift fame didn't want her to sully the family name any longer.

That actually makes sense. Elan Starlift?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

That actually makes sense. Elan Starlift?

Her father was the inventor or owned the company.