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Havent met him yet. I met the perfect "chick" and this is the first "ah damn it, knew it was too good to be true" moment.Are we talking fat alcoholic lazy cop? Fat jolly towns folk kinda guy? Degenerate piece of shit? Militaristic?
Clint Eastwood? Andy Griffen? Barney Fife? Jimmy McNaulty? Guys from SVU? Derek Chauvin? Tommy Lee Jones? Denzel Washington in training day?
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Because you're worried he'll sniff out that you're posting here and crack the FBI investigation? Don't be a faggot, dude. If she's great give it a shot it's not like you're moving in with him.Havent met him yet. I met the perfect "chick" and this is the first "ah damn it, knew it was too good to be true" moment.
Not sure why it worries me. Cops are a tough one man. Is he gonna power trip and fuck me over if I get in a fight with her? I guess it's a powerful motivation to not fuck this one up.Because you're worried he'll sniff out that you're posting here and crack the FBI investigation? Don't be a faggot, dude. If she's great give it a shot it's not like you're moving in with him.
Confess your double life as a cyberatalker and recruit him as a brothamanBecause you're worried he'll sniff out that you're posting here and crack the FBI investigation? Don't be a faggot, dude. If she's great give it a shot it's not like you're moving in with him.
Try this and address him as Mr. Lothario, 1 in 1 million shot he responds with 'nice inside reference, stupid'.Confess your double life as a cyberatalker and recruit him as a brothaman
All you can do is FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUTNot sure why it worries me. Cops are a tough one man. Is he gonna power trip and fuck me over if I get in a fight with her? I guess it's a powerful motivation to not fuck this one up.
You could've married a podcast & cleaning service heiress, Abe, but ya let it all slip through your hairy mitts…a giant chubby baby
I was just dating a woman who, out of nowhere, decided to become a cop. This was a long relationship, and right before dropping that little gem, she started getting mouthy about trivial matters and usually she was incorrect about whatever she was rudely insisting, but acting like an authority figure.
She has serious issues with being proven wrong, she's impatient like a child, and when she is upset she'll literally scream out loud when no one is around because it's "therapeutic." I'm sure in this new era, all that and her vagina qualifies her to be a police chief.
It's sad she turned into a narc out of nowhere. Her cunty new bossy attitude would have me snap on her someday, so we had to end things. I cannot tap dance around land mines all day. In a few months/years I'll probably see a security cam video of her losing a gunfight outside of a store, and then think about the life we could have had, what our children would have looked like, the trips we could have planned... if only she hadn't gone to the Blue Side.
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