Dans wife being a 9 is about as likely as Pat being a trained fighter

[guest]

He's full of shit, is what I'm saying

 

[Clint Ruin]

Why the fuck would you even boast about it if you weren't gonna back it up. Let's see her tits already, dan

 

[Mc.Faggot]

If @ChicopeeChip doesn't post nudes of his fat wife, he is a coward

 

[guest]

I mean I don't see my wife as a number to rank and brag about....but then again I wasn't a good High school student, so fuck do I know

 

[guest]

Not to sound like a faggot but I couldnt put a numbah any less than 10 on a lady I was in a relationship with. Ratings are for when youre talking about sluts.

Dan needs to respect women a little more.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

She's a Milwaukee 9.

 

[1073waaf]

Dan, your girlfriend. WOOF!

 

[HotDogJoe]

Don't talk unless you bring something to the show, child.

My podcast is the only place you're allowed to debate now. I make all the rules!

#Women #Bravery

 

[Spraggy]

Prediction, Dan is going to claim to have a hilarious Patrick bit him and the Philly crew have secretly been working on, but withhold sharing it because of da haters

 

[Mc.Faggot]

She's a Milwaukee 9.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Prediction, Dan is going to claim to have a hilarious Patrick bit him and the Philly crew have secretly been working on, but withhold sharing it because of da haters

I was planning a Hooligans trip in a few weeks, given my recent unpopularity not sure if I should lol. I was about 80% certain.

 

[Jenna]

You know, I spent a lot of my 30s sowing my wild oats and uh... banging a lot of fat chicks ha ha ha. Everyone's got a few slumpbusters, right? But then the first night I met Sharon, she told me her ex-husband was a piece of shit that used to beat her when the Pats lost, and I just knew I had to make an honest woman out of her. You can't be gambling at the casino forever fellas, eventually you gotta cash out your chips when you find the right lady.

 

[guest]

Meh, I don't know. On the one hand, as anyone who's actually married to a woman would get, it's kind of weird to talk about another man's wife. On the other, Dan brought it up so fair game I guess.

He said his wife was Brazilian - i.e. not mentally polluted like an American/Western woman. And often hot. And going on what he's said (and I'm good faith with what people say until they prove otherwise) he's an American guy with a decent job who's not a flake or druggie or some otherwise undependable personality.

Ergo there's no reason to assume he couldn't land a hot Brazilian wife if he's not hideous, makes decent money and isn't a drug addicted fuck up. Once she passes 30 that's literally the requirements for husband status.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Brazilian wife??? Yeah, I fucked her

AGOOOSH!

 

[guest]

Meh, I don't know. On the one hand, as anyone who's actually married to a woman would get, it's kind of weird to talk about another man's wife. On the other, Dan brought it up so fair game I guess.

He said his wife was Brazilian - i.e. not mentally polluted like an American/Western woman. And often hot. And going on what he's said (and I'm good faith with what people say until they prove otherwise) he's an American guy with a decent job who's not a flake or druggie or some otherwise undependable personality.

Ergo there's no reason to assume he couldn't land a hot Brazilian wife if he's not hideous, makes decent money and isn't a drug addicted fuck up. Once she passes 30 that's literally the requirements for husband status.

If his wife is a Brazilian dime piece and he earns six figures, good for him. My life is a wreck.

But what I'm not going to let slide right now is saying anyone on this forum, who knows this whole faggy story with all us gay faggots is any better or any worse than the next faggot. We're all on the same level here I don't care how much you paid for an Antwan Kumiya cameo.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

If his wife is a Brazilian dime piece and he earns six figures, good for him. My life is a wreck.

But what I'm not going to let slide right now is saying anyone on this forum, who knows this whole faggy story with all us gay faggots is any better or any worse than the next faggot. We're all on the same level here I don't care how much you paid for an Antwan Kumiya cameo.

Weren't you going through a nasty divorce?

 

[guest]

If his wife is a Brazilian dime piece and he earns six figures, good for him. My life is a wreck.

But what I'm not going to let slide right now is saying anyone on this forum, who knows this whole faggy story with all us gay faggots is any better or any worse than the next faggot. We're all on the same level here I don't care how much you paid for an Antwan Kumiya cameo.

Absolutely on the last point. I'm really a square motherfucker at the end of the day and feel that that's somehow more shameful in regards to regularly posting on here, at least in terms of people I know finding out that I do.

I have zero fear of Fat, Nana or the feds doxxing me. Professionally, I'm set. Am more concerned (embarrassed) about friends and family finding out my hobby is mocking a fat retard from Milwaukee and occasionally throwing out the F and N bombs for jokes. Not in any real world long term way. Just the social cuntiness my wife would notice and annoy me with.

I sound like Boomia.

 

[The Arm]

I've had a five and a four. Does that count?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Isn't she Brazilian? So it's possible if she's a mail order bride

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

She’s a 9

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