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Years ago, this older kid in high school tried to bully me, talked about kicking my ass and such, but I realized he was all bark and no bite. Real life bullying is a choice dependent on how much your bully is willing to hurt you, cyberbullying? It's like Tyler the Creator philosophized, just walk away from the screen, close your eyes. Dan doesn't understand this lesson yet. He doesn't understand or empathize with Patrick as a mentally ill human, he doesn't get weaponized narcissism, he doesn't pay attention to the lyrics in any Kanye West song. If someone tells you nice shirt stupid, they are also wearing a shirt! Colin Quinn isn't going to punch you, so choose your own adventure: 1. Cry in the bathroom because Colin made fun of you. 2. Sit down at the table and brush it off. 3. INSULT COLIN QUINN'S SHIRT IN RETALIATION!

You sensitive fucking faggot, come back here and fight your enemies. Make a list - Snake, Alliance, traitor Mew, whoever, and bully them harder than they bully you. No exposing PMs, no doxing, no gay rape fantasies, just the anger and betrayal you feel deep down in your soul, that's the SomervilleDan I want back. Remember mean confident Dan, talking shit about Boomia's fat kids live on the podcast and making him cry? Where's mean confident Dan now? Crying in the bathroom because both of our resident cunts "betrayed" you? That's what all women do, nobody has your back 100% except your mom and daughter(s). You stood up for Mew when her feelings got hurt, and she distanced herself from you as early as she possibly could. She sent you dolls! How about you do _____________________ to her stupid dolls, take pictures of it. She didn't "betray" me or anyone else, so the rest of us aren't in the right mindset to complete that sentence, not even Dougie.

I'll keep cyberbullying you until you cyberbully me back. Because we were never omg secret forum private pm mail you a doll internet friends, because that's gay as fuck. You can't hurt me unless you dox me, and you're the only one here stupid enough to dox yourself because you considered yourself "made", at least Leiah can blame it on her mental illness. Dox me and I have 5,000 jokes about your sister that I've been holding back out of respect. Don't have doxxer energy, I don't need to know Mew as Lisa or Bridget. Have rapper energy. Professional wrestling heel energy, royal rumble surprise return, your enemies in the ring stare wide eyed at the titantron in disbelief. Jenna Ortega energy! Ben Simmons sitting out the year because he doesn't want to play for Philly energy. I wanna say school shooter energy but dummy might take it literally and shoot up a supermarket, imagine instead of bullets and death one of those pathetic psychos chose to simply be mean to all the other kids at school. To take it back to my first point, I didn't shoot up my high school when I got bullied, I made mean jokes at his expense and the other kids in class laughed with me at him. Wink wink you fucking pussy.

tl;dr Come back here and shut up. That's an original saying I came up with and not an O&A reference.
 

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Years ago, this older kid in high school tried to bully me, talked about kicking my ass and such, but I realized he was all bark and no bite. Real life bullying is a choice dependent on how much your bully is willing to hurt you, cyberbullying? It's like Tyler the Creator philosophized, just walk away from the screen, close your eyes. Dan doesn't understand this lesson yet. He doesn't understand or empathize with Patrick as a mentally ill human, he doesn't get weaponized narcissism, he doesn't pay attention to the lyrics in any Kanye West song. If someone tells you nice shirt stupid, they are also wearing a shirt! Colin Quinn isn't going to punch you, so choose your own adventure: 1. Cry in the bathroom because Colin made fun of you. 2. Sit down at the table and brush it off. 3. INSULT COLIN QUINN'S SHIRT IN RETALIATION!

You sensitive fucking faggot, come back here and fight your enemies. Make a list - Snake, Alliance, traitor Mew, whoever, and bully them harder than they bully you. No exposing PMs, no doxing, no gay rape fantasies, just the anger and betrayal you feel deep down in your soul, that's the SomervilleDan I want back. Remember mean confident Dan, talking shit about Boomia's fat kids live on the podcast and making him cry? Where's mean confident Dan now? Crying in the bathroom because both of our resident cunts "betrayed" you? That's what all women do, nobody has your back 100% except your mom and daughter(s). You stood up for Mew when her feelings got hurt, and she distanced herself from you as early as she possibly could. She sent you dolls! How about you do _____________________ to her stupid dolls, take pictures of it. She didn't "betray" me or anyone else, so the rest of us aren't in the right mindset to complete that sentence, not even Dougie.

I'll keep cyberbullying you until you cyberbully me back. Because we were never omg secret forum private pm mail you a doll internet friends, because that's gay as fuck. You can't hurt me unless you dox me, and you're the only one here stupid enough to dox yourself because you considered yourself "made", at least Leiah can blame it on her mental illness. Dox me and I have 5,000 jokes about your sister that I've been holding back out of respect. Don't have doxxer energy, I don't need to know Mew as Lisa or Bridget. Have rapper energy. Professional wrestling heel energy, royal rumble surprise return, your enemies in the ring stare wide eyed at the titantron in disbelief. Jenna Ortega energy! Ben Simmons sitting out the year because he doesn't want to play for Philly energy. I wanna say school shooter energy but dummy might take it literally and shoot up a supermarket, imagine instead of bullets and death one of those pathetic psychos chose to simply be mean to all the other kids at school. To take it back to my first point, I didn't shoot up my high school when I got bullied, I made mean jokes at his expense and the other kids in class laughed with me at him. Wink wink you fucking pussy.

tl;dr Come back here and shut up. That's an original saying I came up with and not an O&A reference.
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Years ago, this older kid in high school tried to bully me, talked about kicking my ass and such, but I realized he was all bark and no bite. Real life bullying is a choice dependent on how much your bully is willing to hurt you, cyberbullying? It's like Tyler the Creator philosophized, just walk away from the screen, close your eyes. Dan doesn't understand this lesson yet. He doesn't understand or empathize with Patrick as a mentally ill human, he doesn't get weaponized narcissism, he doesn't pay attention to the lyrics in any Kanye West song. If someone tells you nice shirt stupid, they are also wearing a shirt! Colin Quinn isn't going to punch you, so choose your own adventure: 1. Cry in the bathroom because Colin made fun of you. 2. Sit down at the table and brush it off. 3. INSULT COLIN QUINN'S SHIRT IN RETALIATION!

You sensitive fucking faggot, come back here and fight your enemies. Make a list - Snake, Alliance, traitor Mew, whoever, and bully them harder than they bully you. No exposing PMs, no doxing, no gay rape fantasies, just the anger and betrayal you feel deep down in your soul, that's the SomervilleDan I want back. Remember mean confident Dan, talking shit about Boomia's fat kids live on the podcast and making him cry? Where's mean confident Dan now? Crying in the bathroom because both of our resident cunts "betrayed" you? That's what all women do, nobody has your back 100% except your mom and daughter(s). You stood up for Mew when her feelings got hurt, and she distanced herself from you as early as she possibly could. She sent you dolls! How about you do _____________________ to her stupid dolls, take pictures of it. She didn't "betray" me or anyone else, so the rest of us aren't in the right mindset to complete that sentence, not even Dougie.

I'll keep cyberbullying you until you cyberbully me back. Because we were never omg secret forum private pm mail you a doll internet friends, because that's gay as fuck. You can't hurt me unless you dox me, and you're the only one here stupid enough to dox yourself because you considered yourself "made", at least Leiah can blame it on her mental illness. Dox me and I have 5,000 jokes about your sister that I've been holding back out of respect. Don't have doxxer energy, I don't need to know Mew as Lisa or Bridget. Have rapper energy. Professional wrestling heel energy, royal rumble surprise return, your enemies in the ring stare wide eyed at the titantron in disbelief. Jenna Ortega energy! Ben Simmons sitting out the year because he doesn't want to play for Philly energy. I wanna say school shooter energy but dummy might take it literally and shoot up a supermarket, imagine instead of bullets and death one of those pathetic psychos chose to simply be mean to all the other kids at school. To take it back to my first point, I didn't shoot up my high school when I got bullied, I made mean jokes at his expense and the other kids in class laughed with me at him. Wink wink you fucking pussy.

tl;dr Come back here and shut up. That's an original saying I came up with and not an O&A reference.
How much time did you take to write this? Why? LOL. I'm sure Dan will come back if he wants.
 
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Sir, you have no purchase when it comes to accusing people of idle, longwinded shitpostery
Mine is not a missive to another poster, it's usually a statement of my position on something. This would be like a politician coming out and promoting an entertainer in place of discussing the bill he sponsored.
 

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Mine is not a missive to another poster, it's usually a statement of my position on something. This would be like a politician coming out and promoting an entertainer in place of discussing the bill he sponsored.
These posts are literally chloroform, kill yourself you boring old faggot, imagine being 56 years old and looking for validation from people half your age. I'd allow it if these posts weren't so abysmal.
 
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These posts are literally chloroform, kill yourself you boring old faggot, imagine being 56 years old and looking for validation from people half your age. I'd allow it if these posts weren't so abysmal.
Still not going to fuck you, I won't even take head from a street shitter woman. Sorry Prinpit, look elsewhere.
 

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Mine is not a missive to another poster, it's usually a statement of my position on something. This would be like a politician coming out and promoting an entertainer in place of discussing the bill he sponsored.

It's almost like making a longwinded shitpost encourages people to attack me. Hmm. I can be a sensitive little bitch, I can "attack" you earnestly like Patrick does, I can car crash all your posts, I can quit the forums 4ever, or I can post another cute picture of Jenna.

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OH MAN, I was really close to quitting the forums forever, but at the last moment I chose cute picture of Jenna.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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It's almost like making a longwinded shitpost encourages people to attack me. Hmm. I can be a sensitive little bitch, I can "attack" you earnestly like Patrick does, I can car crash all your posts, I can quit the forums 4ever, or I can post another cute picture of Jenna.

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OH MAN, I was really close to quitting the forums forever, but at the last moment I chose cute picture of Jenna.
You forgot the cute picture.
 
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