just kidding
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Dan Soder should do more impressions
- Thread starter Dummy Gaynuts
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But he’s such a nice guy. Isn’t that the mark of a great comedian? I mean look at Rogan’s coterie of funny comics and how well they get along.
I like the Bonfire and all but goddamn enough with the screeching woman/screeching southern woman/Spanish guy voices
i'm tired of his high energy faggotry ruining the bonfire
I like his African child soldier voice quite a lot actually
Sleepy Mexican voice is a classic.
Except Dan is funny.
I too am not a fan of his incessant Nancy Grace impressions, however.. his native american impression whilst they were discussing the "Fresh Out/Big Herc" vids destroyed my ribs.
I like Soder other than he seems to like Sam Roberts due to their love of oiled man sex. I could be wrong in my impression but I don’t care enough to look into it
do they still talk about dad dicks?
i remember calling their show Dad Dick Afternoon
i remember calling their show Dad Dick Afternoon
I never listened to the Bonfire but I like Dan. When he was on Cumtown Nick had to up his game cause his lazy slacker boy persona wasn't cutting it when someone else was there to be funny without fashionable tryhard irony
I enjoy Dan Soder and the Bonfire but their fans are the biggest faggots in the universe.