Dan might not have the longest dick, but it's thicker than a mason jar

[Grindset Alpha King]

5.5" long, 9" around.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Boy would that put Pat into a spiral. Getting sued by Dan while he is trying to pay for his own lawsuit against the city. Pretty solid bit.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Wha happen

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dan's all balls. And that's good enough.

 

[RickReternal]

Boy would that put Pat into a spiral. Getting sued by Dan while he is trying to pay for his own lawsuit against the city. Pretty solid bit.

First, what is that check?

• Bonus? But the hand signature is throwing me off. Insight has a normal payroll system.
• Settlement for a case Dan’s been in? Maybe but…a hand-signed check would be strange in that context, too.
• Inheritance check. Hand-signed by the executor. That’s my guess.
• I’m retarded. Real estate.

Second, Dan should definitely sue Patrick.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Dan's all balls. And that's good enough.

Hes Irish. All potatoes, no meat!

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Wha happen

He sold his Somerville bungalow. Now he's flush with cash. Get it now? Three sink loser.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

What does Dan do?

 

[AliceWorquer]

Dan suing Patrick into oblivion for libel and harassment would be the most incredible end to this. Please make it fucking happen.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

What does Dan do?

Closes.

What do you do? Oh yeah I remember, not win.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He sold his Somerville bungalow. Now he's flush with cash. Get it now? Three sink loser.

Boston real estate is fuckin insane. Fuck Somerville

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

He sold his Somerville bungalow. Now he's flush with cash. Get it now? Three sink loser.

If he’s not Somerville Dan anymore what do we call him

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Dan suing Patrick into oblivion for libel and harassment would be the most incredible end to this. Please make it fucking happen.

I mean, he does at least have a better chance than suing the Internet for the ID’s of 60 John Does. Danny knows Jackie has nothing and already 100k in debt but now he could get Pats house which seems to be popular on AirBnB. Could be a good investment!

If Dan got his house he has to turn one floor into the OnA Forums museum and gift shop.

 

[StlakerFatti]

If he’s not Somerville Dan anymore what do we call him

North Oakland Dan perhaps

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I hope somebody robs him.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

I mean, he does at least have a better chance than suing the Internet for the ID’s of 60 John Does. Danny knows Jackie has nothing and already 100k in debt but now he could get Pats house which seems to be popular on AirBnB. Could be a good investment!

If Dan got his house he has to turn one floor into the OnA Forums museum and gift shop.

If Dan bought the hovel and flipped it into an AirBnB dynamo, it'd be a $1 million/year business within months. @Sue Lightning Check that.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If Dan bought the hovel and flipped it into an AirBnB dynamo, it'd be a $1 million/year business within months. @Sue Lightning Check that.

The museum idea could be funny and make a good amount of money. SEE the fence he put up backwards! Marvel at the awful garden! Take a picture with the toilet he argues with! Don’t forget to visit the gift shop on your way out, stlaker child!

 

[Turk February]

What does Dan do?

Dan sucks and fucks better than the best of them.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

It really must kill Pat that his most publicly known detractor is a Boston leprechaun who is infinity more successful than him and all of his collection of oddball orbiters put together.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Dan sucks and fucks better than the best of them.

Does his wife speak English?

Well no, but she throats his girthy knob down to the root more than your wife does.