Daily reminder that there's not one, not two, but actually three forms of life

[Maybe even kiss you]

Normies usually know two:

Animals
Plants

Can you brothamen name the third form without looking it up?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Are fungi plants?

EDIT: "Oh, literal Uncle Floyd"

 

[HH Brother]

What is Bacteria, funster.

 

[Meownaw]

Bacteria? Where does 8 day old left on the stove taco meat come into this?

 

[Harry Powell]

nah I think bacteria and archaea are part of the animalia kingdom or whatever

Pretty sure it’s fungi

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Caucazoid
Negroid
Mongoloid

 

[Harry Powell]

Virii- are they alive or not? I say no. Just like prions they are renegade genetic material. Let’s have some pot tawlk Wednesday

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

nah I think bacteria and archaea are part of the animalia kingdom or whatever

Pretty sure it’s fungi

Yes, bacteria are animals. Just tiny.

Fungi is correct. Interestingly though, even though there's only three forms of life, I don't think the average person can even describe the difference between plants and fungi.

 

[guest]

Yes, bacteria are animals. Just tiny.

Fungi is correct. Interestingly though, even though there's only three forms of life, I don't think the average person can even describe the difference between plants and fungi.

Something to do with the way they propagate, right? 16, dick, anything.

 

[guest]

Yes, bacteria are animals. Just tiny.

Fungi is correct. Interestingly though, even though there's only three forms of life, I don't think the average person can even describe the difference between plants and fungi.

Fungi are OK on pizza. Plants aren't.

 

[Harry Powell]

Something to do with the way they propagate, right? 16, dick, anything.

Cell structure totally different too

Fungi are OK on pizza. Plants aren't.

Bzzzt wrong, spinach rules

 

[guest]

Cell structure

Enjoy prison

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I just had a Joe moment. Turns out, even though I acted like a fawkin expert, I was dead wrong.

"Various forms of life exist, such as plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria".

Life - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Meownaw]

But WWAWD 8 day old taco meat? I'm a little bit fawkin obsessed over this.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I just had a Joe moment. Turns out, even though I acted like a fawkin expert, I was dead wrong.

"Various forms of life exist, such as plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria".

Life - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You were right for the wrong reasons. Since positive x negative = negative, this makes you doubly stupid, child.

I'm sorry, I can't help you.

 

[guest]

Bzzzt wrong, spinach rules

On a pizza? That's where you and I part ways, Harry.

 

[Meownaw]

On a pizza? That's where you and I part ways, Harry.

I agree with him spinach on pizza is PFG.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

On a pizza? That's where you and I part ways, Harry.

Basil and oregano are key components of pizza.

Also spinach and arugula are both good as toppings.

 

[guest]

Basil and oregano are key components of pizza.

They're herbs

 

[TomFromNawlins]

They're herbs

Are herbs animals or fungi?