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Daily reminder that Patrick S Tomlinson couldn't complete one eight-hour shift at Target
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He will blame Covid on why he can’t get a job. He will claim his health is much more important than just a “job” because working is racist or something. It’s been his plan all along, he never wants Covid to end because then he would have to get a job.
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he will never quit until the last of us is either dead or in jail, child. quietly, quietly.
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Even if you knew you weren't going back, any decent person would finish the shift and not put extra work on the other staff. Any decent person.
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Whenever Pat fails at something, it's because he's too good for it.
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Quitter with big fat titters. And no blue check twitter.
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Because "fuck retail" was his exact reasoning I believe.
Mama Raven's special little creative shouldn't have to work a real job.
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Also don't forget that like half (or more) of your first day at any job is filling out fucking forms and watching videos about how not to sexually harass any of the other clerks.
So this fat fuck most likely quit when he barely got a taste of anything that someone might call "work"
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I bet he quit the second a supervisor told him to do something, and Patrick disagreed because he immediately knows the "correct" thing to do in every scenario.
Hey Patrick, stock these candles. Okay but I will stock them in the bathroom section, not the bedroom section, as people enjoy lighting candles while they take baths. Patrick, stock these candles with the other candles. The candles have always been stocked wrong, but now I am here and the candles will be stocked in the proper location. You're welcome. Patrick our customers who want to buy candles go to the candle section. Well now they will thank me for correcting your error and moving the candles to the proper section. I will try not to report your incompetency to the CEO of Target. You're fired. I quit.
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I bet it never happened at all, he just made it up because he thought it sounded cool. Nobody gets a job like that unless they badly need the money. And if that’s the case you wouldn’t just walk out on day 1.
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is Patrick... dare I say it... based?
me? I've walked out of a couple shitty jobs after 1-2 hours, count your own tills bitch
me? I've walked out of a couple shitty jobs after 1-2 hours, count your own tills bitch
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I've had it happen once or twice in my life, always in those shitty low-effort jobs than any competent teenager can manage.
The one I remember is a little Jewish kid, must have been 5'5, calls mommy the first day and has a 30-minute "I HATE IT HERE! ITS SUMMER AND I WANNA BE WITH MY FRIENDSSSSSS! I KNOW WE TALKED ABOUT IT BUT I HATE IT HERE!" conversation with her. Didn't see him no more. But hey, whining to your rich parents to give you money so you can spend summer with your friends is a job too.