Daily reminder that Patrick once referred to his wife as a "replacement"

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
He used to regularly mention on Twitter that she was his second wife or he was remarried or whatever. Why anyone would feel the need to include those details always baffled me. It was as if he wanted to prove that he didn't just settle for Niki, he managed to get one other poor bitch locked down before her.
 

The Talking Dead

I'm close to death! Hahahaha hooooooly shit!!
He used to regularly mention on Twitter that she was his second wife or he was remarried or whatever. Why anyone would feel the need to include those details always baffled me. It was as if he wanted to prove that he didn't just settle for Niki, he managed to get one other poor bitch locked down before her.

He also never misses the chance to call Kyle his "little brother". This man is not working with a healthy brain.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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