Daily reminder that Patrick considers something 13 year olds in online games say to each other every day as a serious crime

[HotDogJoe]

Imagine being 41 years old and taking "kill yourself" or "I hope you die" seriously and actually thinking it should be investigated by the FBI.

Just stop with your nonsense, fat man.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Also please lose weight. Your breasts are getting out of control.

Thank you.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

i believe he was also called a nigger and a faggot

 

[HotDogJoe]

i believe he was also called a nigger and a faggot

Both crimes. Wait for the knock etc etc.

 

[captainjapan]

Like that fat loser Mersh that Emailed the police because another pants shitting retard named Baked Alaska called him names on the interwebs

 

[Meownaw]

i believe he was also called a nigger and a faggot

Nigger is extra hurtful because him and Nikki aren't that close.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

But seriously, Patrick - kill yourself.

 

[captainjapan]

Budd Dwyer Pat Budd Dwyer

 

[Harry Powell]

Let’s not forget that he’s old and over the hill. I think Patso desperately still wants to be a hip millennial that the Zoomers embrace - except that he’s old (and fat!)

 

[Meownaw]

Let’s not forget that he’s old and over the hill. I think Patso desperately still wants to be a hip millennial that the Zoomers embrace - except that he’s old (and fat!)

What makes you think that? I know plenty of 40 year olds who say "this slaps" "it just hits different" "Hook is the greatest movie of all time, child". Kill yourself Pat.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Also please lose weight. Your breasts are getting out of control.

Thank you.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Kill yourself Patricio, you don't have the guts.... in minecraft even