DA SKY IS A NEIGHBERHOOOOOOD

[Getoffmylawn2]

Imagine going to see Foo Fighters and all you can hear the entire time is this ugly fuck screaming and dancing along to the music.

 

[captain_kamala]

i'd be too mesmerized by niki's arm fat jiggling to care

 

[Clint Ruin]

i'd be too mesmerized by niki's arm fat jiggling to care

She has the opposite of an hourglass figure. Bitch got a Coke can figure.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He looks like when you dress a 4 year old up to go to a wedding.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

She has the opposite of an hourglass figure. Bitch got a Coke can figure.

after the Hulk Hogan sex tape, seeing things compared to coke cans just reminds me of the Hulkster's Unit

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Niki's beer belly clearly visible

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s funny, Foo Fighters are now considered a “Dad Rock” band with Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band and other 90s /early 2000 rock acts still touring. He loves a dad rock band while abandoning his daughter.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

She has the opposite of an hourglass figure. Bitch got a Coke can figure.

She’s very rubenesque. Does quasi get to fuck her for 175 thousand!?!?!?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’s funny, Foo Fighters are now considered a “Dad Rock” band with Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band and other 90s /early 2000 rock acts still touring. He loves a dad rock band while abandoning his daughter.

Wrong as always, stlaker. Ade and Annabelle by proxy abandoned him. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

There's gonna be some dancing when you go see Foo

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Are those sneakers on his feet? What a fucking hick. It's better than his usual jeans and flip flops I suppose.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Are those sneakers on his feet? What a fucking hick. It's better than his usual jeans and flip flops I suppose.

I never noticed that about this picture. This is the only evidence you need, that there are no women who care about pat in his life. It’s actually quite sad. Jeans and flip flops are both garbage clothing so it’s not entirely unacceptable to match. It’s always gay, but it’s only a step above the trash with a spaghetti strap and sweatpants with crocs in Walmart. Rick got “dressed up” and no one said “Are you wearing those shoes? Patrick those aren’t appropriate.” Not a single one. The dudes probably did it on purpose cause it’s a good bit. Not a single woman said anything to Nikki or Fat Rick. It’s really just pathetic. Stupidly fat and gay too.

 

[NoBacon]

Paul W is a pedophile

Infowars.com

 

[Brooke Shields]

COMPUTER. ENHANCE.

There it is, the cybernetic parasite known as stealthygeek hibernating, waiting to be brought into the light again and bring further damage to special boy Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[NoBacon]

I remembered that song as “the sky is an astronaut” which somehow makes more sense than what it actually is

awful shit

 

[guest]

She has the opposite of an hourglass figure. Bitch got a Coke can figure.

Body like a Frigidaire.

 

[Username]

Classic Pat trying to be the center of attention. It’s someone else’s wedding photo you fat narcissist it’s about the bride and groom. Your supposed to stand there and smile retard. Your only in it because your Nikkis plus one.

He really thought people would see it and say “hah who’s that hilarious guy at the end who’s definitely not obese by any medical standard, he’s so funny. People just asked “why did you get an Oliver Hardy lookalike for your wedding, and did he shit himself just before the photo?” I guarantee everyone at the wedding hates him more than any of us ever could.

 

[guest]

I never noticed that about this picture. This is the only evidence you need, that there are no women who care about pat in his life. It’s actually quite sad. Jeans and flip flops are both garbage clothing so it’s not entirely unacceptable to match. It’s always gay, but it’s only a step above the trash with a spaghetti strap and sweatpants with crocs in Walmart. Rick got “dressed up” and no one said “Are you wearing those shoes? Patrick those aren’t appropriate.” Not a single one. The dudes probably did it on purpose cause it’s a good bit. Not a single woman said anything to Nikki or Fat Rick. It’s really just pathetic. Stupidly fat and gay too.

I can almost guarantee that early on in the relationship, Niki probably tried to gently push him into being something resembling a real man. But she probably pushed a little too far and he told her to shut her fucking MOUTH a couple of times and now she's too afraid to say anything. So he can wear sneakers with dress slacks and not worry about her trying to correcT him.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Stump yenta​

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I can almost guarantee that early on in the relationship, Niki probably tried to gently push him into being something resembling a real man. But she probably pushed a little too far and he told her to shut her fucking MOUTH a couple of times and now she's too afraid to say anything. So he can wear sneakers with dress slacks and not worry about her trying to correcT him.

I really hope he tried to hit her and got his femme ass handed to him, relegated to the couch forever more.