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Da Dougster's life plan aesthetic. ๐Ÿ˜Ž (Dougie drunk thread 4 of 5)

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My life is finally coming together. Let's just say I've been building towards something...

a vice city aesthetic.

i'm gonna live on da BEACH baby. It's pretty far from my work, but I can work from home a lot of the time, so meanwhile, I can be laying on the beach, drinking grapefruit beer, living the good life.

fuck it'll be so good. imagine working while staring at hot milf ASS in bikinis.
 

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cause you know it don't matter anyway
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unironically buy your own plane tickets to hong kong and ill pay for the hotel and booze
Wish I could make that commitment, Sebster. The confusion on the hooahh's face when you yell "You plain Jane straight-haired fuckin' bitch! Who do you think you are?! You're old enough to get jizzed on!" would be worth it alone.
 
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Wish I could make that commitment, Sebster. The confusion on the hooahh's face when you yell "You plain Jane straight-haired fuckin' bitch! Who do you think you are?! You're old enough to get jizzed on!" would be worth it alone.
jim norton has some serious issues. i'm not a short bald chinless faggot tho so i'm a step above the plain jains.
 
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