Cute bit idea (in 6 steps):

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

1. Get a strong, thick piece of clear wire (possibly fishing line if they make it that thick).

2. Go to the Tomlinson Half-Hovel.

3. Install (possibly nailing) the clear line firmly, from one side of the front door frame to the other, at ankle-height.

4. Setup a video camera in a parked car, right outside of the hovel.

5. Point the camera directly at the front door.

6. Upload the video to Literary Criticism.

https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=mDUSjBiHYeY&ab_channel=Movieclips

If possible; repeat the front door method at the back door.

 

[Guinness525]

I’m sure it won’t get us in trouble.

Rig that plumper’s house like you’re Kevin McCallister!

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I’m sure it won’t get us in trouble.

Rig that plumper’s house like you’re Kevin McCallister!

Don't act like those videos wouldn't be absolutely hilarious.

 

[RobertMewler]

Rig a pie that would smash into his face when he opened the door. He'd stumble and trip over your wire, all whipped cream-faced.

 

[guest]

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

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How is this glownigger shit?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

He doesn't use his front door. You can tell by how much trash is in the front yard, unless he just walks by it and doesn't care which is also very likely.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

How is this glownigger shit?

No one here publicly supports harming Rick in anyway. If BDA had actually fought rick, or did anything to harm rick, he’d be LDA. He got drunk and did something stupid, which ended up being hilarious. He then fought it like a man. No one supports actively harming rick here. Just laughing at his stupidity, along with some slight encouragement from time to time.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Pat would trip like a fat fuck while Nikki's man calves would tear through that wire.

But don't forget about the half a neighbors upstairs

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

It would be pretty funny if Rick fell and smashed his nose to look like Artie Lang. But seriously folkshs I hope Rick lives a long life and continues to deliver us laughs and laughs for years to come.

 

[guest]

DEAR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS,

NO ONE ON ONAFORUMS SUPPORTS CONFRONTING PATRICK, OR ANY OF HIS FRIENDS/FAMILY, IN PUBLIC. ALSO, NO ONE ON ONAFORUMS SUPPORTS VANDALIZING OR DAMAGING ANY PROPERTY OF PATRICK'S. ANY COMMENTS SUGGESTING SUCH THINGS SHOULD BE TAKEN AS THEY ARE INTENDED: IN JEST.

THANK YOU,
MANAGEMENT

P.S. IF YOU ARE NEW ON THIS BOARD AND SUGGEST ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU'RE FUCKING GLOWING.

 

[Meownaw]

It would be pretty funny if Rick fell and smashed his nose to look like Artie Lang. But seriously folkshs I hope Rick lives a long life and continues to deliver us laughs and laughs for years to come.

I disagree about the live long part so it's a tough one.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I just like having a loff about how ridiculous his tweets are, how awful of an author he is, and how he tried to sue the internet. I just like to point and loff. That's as far as it goes for me (and should for the rest of you).

 

[guest]

1. Get a strong, thick piece of clear wire (possibly fishing line if they make it that thick).

2. Go to the Tomlinson Half-Hovel.

3. Install (possibly nailing) the clear line firmly, from one side of the front door frame to the other, at ankle-height.

4. Setup a video camera in a parked car, right outside of the hovel.

5. Point the camera directly at the front door.

6. Upload the video to Literary Criticism.

[URL]https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=mDUSjBiHYeY&ab_channel=Movieclips[/URL]

If possible; repeat the front door method at the back door.

 

[RobertMewler]

DEAR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS,

NO ONE ON ONAFORUMS SUPPORTS CONFRONTING PATRICK, OR ANY OF HIS FRIENDS/FAMILY, IN PUBLIC. ALSO, NO ONE ON ONAFORUMS SUPPORTS VANDALIZING OR DAMAGING ANY PROPERTY OF PATRICK'S. ANY COMMENTS SUGGESTING SUCH THINGS SHOULD BE TAKEN AS THEY ARE INTENDED: IN JEST.

THANK YOU,
MANAGEMENT

P.S. IF YOU ARE NEW ON THIS BOARD AND SUGGEST ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU'RE FUCKING GLOWING.

I was only jokin'.

 

[guest]

I disagree about the live long part so it's a tough one.

To quote the Star Wars movies he always spergs out for, I want him to live long... just not prosper.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's like this -

We don't encourage anyone here to beat Patrick S Tomlinson senseless and put him into traction. We frown upon that sort of behavior - besides, he's proven 3 times that he's too cowardly to face any of us in a confrontation.

However -

If some non-OnA related entity were to (justifiably) grow agitated enough at Pat's prissy, aggressive online personality enough to seek him out in person and beat him into yet more head trauma? That would be hilarious.

Unlike Pat, it's a thin line, but an important distinction nonetheless. We have class.

 

[Meownaw]

To quote the Star Wars movies he always spergs out for, I want him to live long... just not prosper.

That's a Flash Gordon quote, stupid.

 

[guest]

How is this glownigger shit?

yeah ok, FoR dA nExT bIt LeTs KiDnAp Nikki and text Pat pics of her blindfolded!


haha holee shit, am i rite? For da bit guys...

 

[guest]

yeah ok, FoR dA nExT bIt LeTs KiDnAp Nikki and text Pat pics of her blindfolded!


haha holee shit, am i rite? For da bit guys...

Exactly. Hey guys for the next bit how bout we not plan fucking felonies on the forum?