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CuntFucker arc

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CF really is funny, the original forum alter-ego...since his redemption arc is just about done, let me just, for Karmic fengshui and to avoid soul-wrath from innocent Indians reading this, get this out of the way:

CF is not an Indian. He knows I know because I hinted at it once, but yeah I feel bad mocking streetshitters when CF is just a swarthy White guy (Italian).

His dick being brown is nbd...Im pale af but my dick is like 3-4 shades darker too, but not indian-dark. You guys are literally calling him Indian because of his tanned cock.
 
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Quasi:
-Comes from money
-Parents invested highly in his education, probably went to a prestigious IIT (Indian Institute of Technology)
-Came to America on a H1B VISA to work in Silicon Valley
-Working tech support into the wee mornings, got introduced to OnA
-rest is history
 
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