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Cunt cashier!!!!

Professor Consent

You're not stupid.
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I never ask anyone how they are but this chick is amazing. I never see attractive chicks, this one is a diamond in the rough.

So I said "hey how are ya??" When buying my shit, and she ignored me!

Fucking bitch!!!

Sorry for fucking asking how you were you fucking cunt!

I fantasized about leaping over the counter and strangling her to death. Her eyes popping out of her skull, allowing me to drink the blood and goo that oozed out of the sockets.

Why don't bitches ever go for nice guys? Never asking how someone is again.
 
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