Cultural firebrand Pat visits museum; can only contextualize art in relation to ancient internet meme

[YourOldPalHoward]

Pat is visiting the Art Institute of Chicago today and has been on his phone tweeting photos of everything on display. Unsurprisingly he has absolutely nothing to say about the art other than inconsequential trivia (likely plagiarized straight from the caption card) or terrible jokes.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Why are you angry? Because you're a fat asshole. Now fuck off while I deep dick your wife.

 

[guest]

See if you can spot Niki in this picture. (Hint: )

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

nice encyclopedic knowledge of art history, stupid:

 

[fusciasomething]

Normally you would lay this horrible joke on one of your friends but since this fat fuck doesn’t have any he tweets it. His life really is meaningless

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

See if you can spot Niki in this picture. (Hint: )

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Pat using it as an excuse to take a creep shot of the blonde. there is no other reason to take a photo of this statue from behind.

 

[Meownaw]

Once again this fat worthless sack of shit is acting like he is the only one that knows about this stuff and his followers are retarded peons. Nigger just copies shit from wikipedia like he wrote it. Enraging.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Pat using it as an excuse to take a creep shot of the blonde. there is no other reason to take a photo of this statue from behind.

That blonde should be squatting over a glass table, dropping short and long logs.

 

[Raymond]

nice encyclopedic knowledge of art history, stupid:

Pretty much everybody on here would be mortified after getting caught selling the results of a google search as knowledge. Another example for the superior ethics and style of Owen A. Forems.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Just exactly the kind of fat pig that everyone else hates America for. How am I part of a nation that allowed a woman to vomit this sack of shit out of her rancid cunt?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Nothing screams I'm an uncultured, flyover state, Old Country Buffet rube than posting pictures like this from a museum. Pig, have some class. Act like you've been there before. This is sad.

The way they dress for a day out in public is fucking appalling. You're in one of the finest art museums in the United States, at least take your fucking hat off.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

The way they dress for a day out in public is fucking appalling. You're in one of the finest art museums in the United States, at least take your fucking hat off.

The same guy who wore an Avengers shirt and Packers hat for his big day out in Europe.