Cryptic cow

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[hikomow633]

Looks like somebodies been reading a thesaraus on the Stairmaster

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Joseph is Junior as Tranthony is to Johnny Boy.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Wow of course the boomer fucking misses the whole point of the character. AJ is a perfect representation of the average youngster. “Has everything” but is beyond depressed to the point of suicide. Sure he’s a brat and spoiled but his father is fucking Tony Soprano. He is living in a confusing world with 0 parental or moral guidance with no direction. He gets the worst traits from his father such as depression, excuses, interest for violence, and panic attacks, while getting almost none of the good.

But oh wait. For moronic old farts like Joe, Tony Soprano is a badass and a good representation of a strong male and Italian - totally not a broken fucked up human who’s abusive, vindictive, entitled, and whiney as well.

Theres nothing that pisses me off more than people who can’t comprehend this show.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Wow of course the boomer fucking misses the whole point of the character. AJ is a perfect representation of the average youngster. “Has everything” but is beyond depressed to the point of suicide. Sure he’s a brat and spoiled but his father is fucking Tony Soprano. He is living in a confusing world with 0 parental or moral guidance with no direction. He gets the worst traits from his father such as depression, excuses, interest for violence, and panic attacks, while getting almost none of the good.

But oh wait. For moronic old farts like Joe, Tony Soprano is a badass and a good representation of a strong male and Italian - totally not a broken fucked up human who’s abusive, vindictive, entitled, and whiney as well.

Theres nothing that pisses me off more than people who can’t comprehend this show.

Do bear in mind that Joe loved "Sons Of Anarchy", which was written by and for total imbeciles. He didn't understand what he was watching, he liked "Sopranos" for the bang-bang action and fag jokes.

 

[FingerofGod]

Wow of course the boomer fucking misses the whole point of the character. AJ is a perfect representation of the average youngster. “Has everything” but is beyond depressed to the point of suicide. Sure he’s a brat and spoiled but his father is fucking Tony Soprano. He is living in a confusing world with 0 parental or moral guidance with no direction. He gets the worst traits from his father such as depression, excuses, interest for violence, and panic attacks, while getting almost none of the good.

But oh wait. For moronic old farts like Joe, Tony Soprano is a badass and a good representation of a strong male and Italian - totally not a broken fucked up human who’s abusive, vindictive, entitled, and whiney as well.

Theres nothing that pisses me off more than people who can’t comprehend this show.

David Chase said in an interview that AJ was meant to be a sympathetic character and didn’t understand why he was so hated. Also he was one of the only characters who isn’t either dead or directly involved with the mob by the end of the show.

 

[FingerofGod]

Do bear in mind that Joe loved "Sons Of Anarchy", which was written by and for total imbeciles. He didn't understand what he was watching, he liked "Sopranos" for the bang-bang action and fag jokes.

True. But I think one of the best things about the Sopranos is there’s something for everyone and it doesn’t condescend to the retards who just want to see some fawkin whackings.

 

[Sue Lightning]

David Chase said in an interview that AJ was meant to be a sympathetic character and didn’t understand why he was so hated. Also he was one of the only characters who isn’t either dead or directly involved with the mob by the end of the show.

Its gonna get me going on a whole thing but they did a reversal of typical roles with AJ and Meadow. In any other mob story the only son would be going into the Mob world and the daughter would be the mob wife. In reality by the end of the show AJ has 0 hopes of going into the mob. He’s working at some porn company because his parents wont let him join the military. Meanwhile Meadow is going to be a lawyer for mobsters and is marrying one. She spits all the justifications Tony gave her about the police targeting Italians and how the mob doesn’t exist. Also how Meadow is viewed as independent and stronger while AJ is a lot more babied by his parents.

I understand why AJ is hated - He’s literally an archetypal annoying teenager. But obviously…he’s a teenager so he’s supposed to be that way. I mean in a show full of murderers he’s not the worst by a long shot.

 

[1073waaf]

Looks like somebodies been reading a thesaraus on the Stairmaster

I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.

End gym rant.

 

[BootyJuice]

I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.

End gym rant.

Then what happened?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.

End gym rant.

There’s 0% chance that he’s not lying through his fat face with this story. Deranged pig.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Its gonna get me going on a whole thing but they did a reversal of typical roles with AJ and Meadow. In any other mob story the only son would be going into the Mob world and the daughter would be the mob wife. In reality by the end of the show AJ has 0 hopes of going into the mob. He’s working at some porn company because his parents wont let him join the military. Meanwhile Meadow is going to be a lawyer for mobsters and is marrying one. She spits all the justifications Tony gave her about the police targeting Italians and how the mob doesn’t exist. Also how Meadow is viewed as independent and stronger while AJ is a lot more babied by his parents.

I understand why AJ is hated - He’s literally an archetypal annoying teenager. But obviously…he’s a teenager so he’s supposed to be that way. I mean in a show full of murderers he’s not the worst by a long shot.

At the end of the series, AJ is exactly where he began, a spoiled, entitled kid coddled and enabled by his guilty, criminal parents. He has what amounts to a "no work" job at Little Carmine's sleazy porn/B-movie studio, he's zipping around in a brand new BMW, and dating a high school girl. The scene where AJ completely abandons his army plan as soon as he hears his fancy new job title and Carmela tries to convince herself that the job somehow ties into "event planning" is both hilarious and sad. Rather than allow AJ to sink or swim on his own, Tony called in a favor and got him a cake job. One could easily see Little Carmine approaching AJ and asking him if he wants to make a "little extra on the side". AJ was doomed.

The scene in the finale where Meadow tells Tony she probably would have been a boring suburban doctor if not for seeing him dragged away by the cops all the time was just devastating. Tony was completely and totally crushed. Meadow being apart from his toxic influence was his fondest wish, and in one sentence she drove home the point that he utterly failed.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Joe took AJ’s arc personally because AJ spent all his time dicking around online and working go-nowhere jobs because he had a family member who enabled him financially and never made him learn the value of hard work at all.

 

[BootyJuice]

Then what happened?

Fawwwwk
I feel for a fawkin’ Joepost?!
*sniff*

I own’t fawkin’ know all of em’ DICKHEAD.

 

[Not bad]

In Joe's mind, what you see is what you get. He thinks the show went out of its way to create a multi-season storyline about depression and suicide just to reinforce that AJ is "spoiled" and "weak". Big McMansion and lots of expensive gifts from your parents = good life.

 

[BootyJuice]

In Joe's mind, what you see is what you get. He thinks the show went out of its way to create a multi-season storyline about depression and suicide just to reinforce that AJ is "spoiled" and "weak". Big McMansion and lots of expensive gifts from your parents = good life.

Not surprising. The cow has a framed poster of Goodfellas in his living room.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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I didn't like AJ either, but what kind of horrible person sees a character attempt suicide and thinks "I hate this person"? Just a niggerlike absence of empathy common to people of swarthy complexion from a certain penis shaped peninsula and the Gomorrah discharge like island of sicily

Wow of course the boomer fucking misses the whole point of the character. AJ is a perfect representation of the average youngster. “Has everything” but is beyond depressed to the point of suicide. Sure he’s a brat and spoiled but his father is fucking Tony Soprano. He is living in a confusing world with 0 parental or moral guidance with no direction. He gets the worst traits from his father such as depression, excuses, interest for violence, and panic attacks, while getting almost none of the good.

But oh wait. For moronic old farts like Joe, Tony Soprano is a badass and a good representation of a strong male and Italian - totally not a broken fucked up human who’s abusive, vindictive, entitled, and whiney as well.

Theres nothing that pisses me off more than people who can’t comprehend this show.

some fans of the show who take it Completely Literally always seem to hate AJ for the same dumb reasons. But watching it I honestly felt a lot of empathy for him (at least after the first season or so). He's obviously confused and trying to find a place for himself but can't. Tony has the ultimate boomer mentality of treating his kids as an extension of himself rather than as individual people. So it makes sense that Joe has boomer blindness so his generation's failures as people. When AJ abandons his plans to go into the Army and takes that job, it's not his failing, it's his parents. They don't approve of what he's planning to do so they offer him an easy alternative, which he takes, then criticize him for taking the easy out, as always.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

This is exactly how Ant views Joe, so he lowered his monthly payments. Also, because he's going broke.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Not surprising. The cow has a framed poster of Goodfellas in his living room.

Like Nana, Joe likes The Sopranos, Goodfellas and etc. in a queer ironic sort of way, like they're "hilarious". They enjoy repeating the quotes and the funny moments, then hooting like brain damage retards. Nana went as far as to get a house with a turret because Phil Leotardo had one. They both see everything on the most niggerish of levels. All subtext, deeper meaning, nuance and artistic expression are totally lost on them, as they're both dullards.