Cruel Intentions (1999)

[guest]

Underrated movie. It made me pecka hard.

The idea of seducing women to toy with them is so hot to me. There's this nerdy chick at my work who has a landau sized boyfriend (5'3"). My goal right now is to make her fall in love with me so she breaks up with her boyfriend. Being 5'11" helps.

 

[Stent]

He's a fa-aaag and she's not that hot, but her saying "You can put it anywhere" is pfg.

 

[guest]

He's a fa-aaag and she's not that hot, but her saying "You can put it anywhere" is pfg.

He seems fairly based for an actor

 

[PogromStallone]

It had a great soundtrack.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is that the one where the jew broad who fights draculas fucks her brother or whatever?

 

[LingerLonger]

That film was based on a propaganda book from 1700s France called Dangerous Liaisons. Some French general was angered that the royal families were banging women and not paying his troops or focusing on the military. So he wrote a book about a bunch of rich royals seducing women and throwing them away and published it to mock the royal family. It was very thinly veiled allegory. And in the end of the book all of the women get STDs and one goes blind from her diseases.

Instead of the book being a scathing look at the royals though, it was seen as a dark comedy, and sold a ton of copies and became very popular. The author used the money to build all sorts of new weapons for the military and is credited as creating the modern artillery shell. He retired from the military but immediately regretted it and wanted to be a general again but he couldn't get his job back. He was finally reinstated by Napoleon and died later during the war of malaria. Wild life.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Why would she leave one short guy for another?

 

[guest]

That film was based on a propaganda book from 1700s France called Dangerous Liaisons. Some French general was angered that the royal families were banging women and not paying his troops or focusing on the military. So he wrote a book about a bunch of rich royals seducing women and throwing them away and published it to mock the royal family. It was very thinly veiled allegory. And in the end of the book all of the women get STDs and one goes blind from her diseases.

Instead of the book being a scathing look at the royals though, it was seen as a dark comedy, and sold a ton of copies and became very popular. The author used the money to build all sorts of new weapons for the military and is credited as creating the modern artillery shell. He retired from the military but immediately regretted it and wanted to be a general again but he couldn't get his job back. He was finally reinstated by Napoleon and died later during the war of malaria. Wild life.

We had to read it in French at school. I never knew Laclos was a general until now

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

We had to read it in French at school. I never knew Laclos was a general until now

They never teach you what's really important in school.