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Someone posed a really good hypothetical about it being staged. If you were going to do yourself you wouldn’t even trust a NAVY SEAL marksman to make that clean ear shot. Way too much variables even for someone trained.It's a good thing the shooter that Trump hired to nick him waited an extra .2 seconds or whatever.
So god stopped the bullet from hitting Trump and redirected into the body of an honest to god working class white man shielding his family. Sounds like an asshole moveHow can you deny divine intervention?
That nerd could have hit Nikki’s dumbo ears thoughSomeone posed a really good hypothetical about it being staged. If you were going to do yourself you wouldn’t even trust a NAVY SEAL marksman to make that clean ear shot. Way too much variables even for someone trained.
Now imagine the person you’re asking to take the shot is a faggot zoomer with poor eyesight and is described as such a horrific shot he was kicked out of a gun club.
What i’m getting at is that Patrick is fucking stupid and fat
So god stopped the bullet from hitting Trump and redirected into the body of an honest to god working class white man shielding his family. Sounds like an asshole move
It's literally harder to graze than to kill.
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